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Arknights chapter 14 mild spoilers If anyone needs me I’ll be sobbing uncontrollably for the next month #Arknights

@Kathy_2025 @RoyaltyGomo Confidently wrong

@RoyaltyGomo People like that dont really love themselves. To them being is worst thing in life.

I hate people that are desperate to be in relationships,like guys it’s okay to be single 😭😭

@ivydrift The roast potatoes when they’re smothered and soaked with gravy mid way through and a little bit of the meat essence tbh, unless the meat is truly top tier like a really good lamb with a bit of mint sauce in the gravy, or a super good beef

what’s the best bit of the sunday roast i’m tryna see who has taste…

@yorksoriginal Artoria at da Butthurt tourney How many butts will she hurt

"A fine display of martial prowess; where do I enter the lists?"

@CEOofRonova Every nation for the overwhelming majority of it has always been exploring and introducing the Archon and the current problems the nation is going through, and then a harbinger or two are introduced as the big bad and killed or dealt with some other way, and we move on

@CEOofRonova Since when did each nation progress the “main journey” at all though we’ve spent years just dicking around in each country, the whole finding Lumine thing is only really progressed every couple years on the side when they add a filler update where Dain shows up or whatever

This isn't about Arle, but Fontaine in general. I have always called this the greatest filler region in Genshin because 80% of it (Acts I-IV) had nothing to do with any progression on our main journey at all. Which has always greatly confused me on why it was hailed as the "golden standard" of Genshin writing when its quite literally nearly 15hrs of dialog bloat that has 0 relevance outside of Act V. Act I - murder mystery that leads nowhere Act II - Navia relationship issues/murder myster conclusion that leads nowhere. Act III - Go to jail to talk to NPC's for 4hrs Act IV - Even MORE jail + tea party with 4th Harbinger Act V - ACTUAL plot relevant events It is actually criminal how Fontaine took the crown over Sumeru for best writing during that time. Childe just became the biggest potential man of all time, so much setup for his character just to still be a chud rank 11 in NK. Clorinde was created to aurafarm and be a plot device for Navia yet gets called a better written character than Mavuika. Narzissenkreuz has gotten talked about and been MORE relevant than EVERY act of Fontaine. You could skip ALL Fontaine AQ's only play Narzissrnkreuz + Skirk SQ and be completely fine throughout Natlan and NK, that is how irrelevant it is.

@MercurialSerp Love how even in a literal sex scene with them dating they’re still low key bickering about stuff like this She’ll always be my favourite heroine for Shirou tbh I loved that her HA scenes let us see their dating dynamic

im actually impressed that she is just so shitty with technology that she broke an AC #mercurialaxtaria

@CitraReiki @SteamedBunBunX Feel sorry for anyone who actually read that dialogue and prepared for an actual event only to find out it’s just a whole lot of nothing that doesn’t even do the one vaguely interesting thing you might’ve expected it to It was just entirely a waste of our time really

@CitraReiki @SteamedBunBunX Okay but could they not do that themselves or dress it up a bit more? It was presented as an event and they had several lines of dialogue presenting some story context for it so I don’t think it’s unreasonable to expect something a bit more than just testing disguised as an event

Not sure how many people noticed, but even though the new event seems like a nothing burger, there might be a technical test happening here. One major thing it’s showing off is constant scene switching without loading screens. The walking sections also have a lot of NPCs, which feels intentional.

@MichaelsList @eat_dc They didn’t say “bicycle” they said “bike”, quad bikes have 4 wheels You weren’t being “that guy” at all you were just pretending to be

@eat_dc i do not want to be "that guy", but if it has more than two-wheels, by definition, it cannot be a "bicycle"

Amazon's electric cargo bikes have arrived in DC.

@TheHughAnthony @PolitlcsUK Have you even seen Inglorious Basterds, cause what is this pic supposed to even mean here

@PolitlcsUK Israel being second

🚨 NEW: The UK has come last place in Eurovision 2026

@MeteorFalcon @SteamedBunBunX It doesn’t I’m like 99% sure I remember like the very first one being “use a normal or charged attack” and I did a charged with yelan and the playback was just 3 normal attacks, and at a much faster pace than what I had done It wasn’t my footage in any way

@SteamedBunBunX It is, idk why people were saying its pre-recorded. Its not it just records your first 3 "correct" imputs

@kishaN_625 @BellofAv1ci There was a brief web event right before she released where you played as a treasure hoarder or something and snuck into the house of the hearth to rob it and the whole thing plays out like a horror film and iirc she shows up and kills the guy

@BellofAv1ci Since when it was implied she's going to be a "Villian" she's was/is a "Morally grey" character or just Anti-Hero maybe at max far stretch. Y'all always get your headcannons mixed and get disappointed. Dottore on the other hand is the proper Villian.

the way this trailer made all of us think she'd be of one of the major villains in Fontaine's plotline just for her to be kind of... sidelined?

@powerfulwizerd “Bloody” isn’t really a swear word, maybe in some households but I wanna say on the whole it’s not regarded as one, you can say it in front of kids and stuff it’s nowhere near as harsh as actually swearing It’s kinda the PG equivalent

@yeoniees Churros

DELETE ONE FOREVER

@JakeVT121 @VeXpo_Collie Do they actually put crack in here by accident instead of sugar what’s the deal with these fuckin things, you just wanna eat like 50 and they’re so good

@VeXpo_Collie Forgot peak😔

CALLING the BRI'ISH ....what are your thoughts on my better thoughts...

@VeXpo_Collie Ragebait tier taste

@super_ult That’s not a 4th wall break

I think what makes it even funnier that it's not accurate in universe too because movie sonic calls it out because he doesn't look anything like him. That's a cool 4th wall break

so.. how do i remove myself from lists lol.

@tfaltmodes It’s actually tear inducing just HOW shit this scene is, gotta be the worst few seconds in any film ever it’s so fucking funny any of it was allowed to happen

Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)