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@Astrobitch13
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21 |he/him| Katılım Haziran 2021
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@JupitersBunni @solomonmissouri I giggled at this description 😭
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@solomonmissouri He somehow became Walter white 😭but the version of walt that gets high on his own supply
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@JupitersBunni Idk why tf i said modern day as if google isn't modern 💀💀💀
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@_trillustrator I literally just got out of a call where someone said I very obviously know a lot about a lot, and we were gossiping and I literally went "okay, so tea–" 💀💀💀
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I love Geminis. Those btchs know anything about anything. Real tea holders lmao
Astrobitch ♋ ♓ ♎@Astrobitch13
Every time a gemini knows a lot about a lot, an angel gains its wings
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@balefulrays This would actually be so fun to figure out ngl, ive noticed some patterns 🙂↕️
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i need to figure out what the astrological signature is for being an incel
slim flurton ❄️@restinghoefacee
I got multiple planets in my 8th house and didn't have sex yet this shit ghetto as hell
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@gibbytarot @QuicksilverKin The fact this actually resonates 😭
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♊️ Gemini & Cancer ♋️
Space and Technology@spaceandtech_
🚨 Scientists in India discover a rare crab that is half male, half female.
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I imagine this happens countless times all over the world every single Mercury Retrograde
ronny@7beautifulsoul
my ex: hey i miss you me (praying over my phone): God please kill this man.. kill him. he has to die. you have to kill him
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@balefulrays Also why is the 12H almost last...... as if thats not its joy 🤨
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Bro where do these rankings even come from… Saturn in the 8th can be good, increase longevity, decrease debts, also good for scientists and researchers.
Observational Astrology@ObservAstrology
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Some people are really scared to commit to anything and they’re just a bit pathetic. But those that actively avoid any commitment or connection so they can take from others without reciprocity are truly contemptible.
They’ll get what’s coming when the power they take from others by sleight of hand is reclaimed openly and they are left with nothing.
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@iamjupiterjack I feel like all sex is venus, bc its supposed to be an act of pleasure and it produces oxytocin, dopamine, and lower cortisol (which is a mars ruled hormone) AND can literally be used to reduce pain (whixh in my mind is mars having its detriment in venusian signs)
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@face10mb When you learn the lesson and start to shut that shit down at the door 🤨
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