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@AthenianWasp

Any resemblance of this Satyrical site to the Babylon Bee is strictly intentional and will be vigorously defended in court

Katılım Aralık 2022
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@ArielEpstein Spoken like a true blonde who should stay far from my Metsies. The Mets need to evaluate talent on the basis of their needs and the player’s talent/skill set not which team they played for in the prior year, but thanks for the bimbo analysis.
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Ariel Epstein
Ariel Epstein@ArielEpstein·
I know I’m a Yankees fan and you’ll all say I’m biased but seriously if I’m a Mets fan I’m pissed. Stop taking the Yankees hammy downs. It’s not helping your team and it’s not helping you be “the team of New York.”
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@Matt_Pinner Yes, especially one with the self confidence to wear heels.
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Right Pulse News
Right Pulse News@RightPulseNewss·
🚨BREAKING: Should Sydney Sweeney apologize for her ad being called racist by Democrats? A. No B. Maybe
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@GigglingGanon Where were you in my young man days with this message that resonates so clearly now. With hormones a raging I probably would not have heard it back then. Now tempered with time and more wise the words drip as of nectar
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@GodlyNations Car number 2 has the right of way followed by car number 3. Lastly car number one which has the yield sign.
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Godly Nation@GodlyNations·
Good drivers only.
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annie@ohhanxiety·
Only for genius 😆
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Godly Nation@GodlyNations·
99% will fail this How many dots do you see?
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Tokyo@otokyo__·
he is??
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Elma@oelma__·
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@MZHemingway @mirandadevine @SenMarkKelly That’s an easy one. President D. D. Eisenhower’s medals were earned on tera firma (land). By contrast many of Kelley’s medals were earned while he was high, yes high above the earth. I will cast my lot with the fellow who is grounded every time.
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Mollie@MZHemingway·
Wow I didn’t realize @SenMarkKelly had earned ten times the medals of Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower. What an honor. I’ll have to learn more about the wars he won and how he did that.
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Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸@Bubblebathgirl·
Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ) tries to use his wife as a shield for his own sedition. He wrongly told US Military to disobey orders. Now, he’s panicking because President Trump correctly defined the Constitutional punishment for sedition. Kelly is a traitor.
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@Metsmerized Give it a D. To save money they got someone 3 years older at 35. That’s the age when players begin their precipitous descent . Plus they traded a productive offensive player for a player whose bat is offensive. Soto can’t be too happy about this about face. I’m not a happy fan
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Metsmerized Online
Metsmerized Online@Metsmerized·
How would you grade the Mets trade of Brandon Nimmo to the Rangers for Marcus Semien?
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@JonHeyman Wonder what Soto is thinking to himself about now.
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Jon Heyman@JonHeyman·
Nimmo approved the trade, which is straight up deal
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@kcpollock @MdBreathe Try DMSO oral or eye drops, it saved my eyesight after I was losing my eyesight due to the vaccine. It tastes vile but it works.
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Kayla Pollock@kcpollock·
Surgery failed. I will now be blind in my left eye. What else will this vaccine take? It stole my legs — I’m paralyzed. It took my bowel, my bladder… and now my eye. My hands are curling in. You won’t take my voice. I will keep shouting the truth so others know what happened.
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@RepThomasMassie @RDEEECH So true, however equations 1 and 2 (light before the creation of the photon) apply to day 1 of creation. Equations 3 and 4 apply to day 4 and henceforth when radiative light came into being.
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Thomas Massie
Thomas Massie@RepThomasMassie·
Good morning from the hills of Kentucky!
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