Lord Rahl

@elonmusk Elon is supporting APC?

Cybertruck is an APC from the future

Thanks for this Piece of information Grace, however it might carry some weight if you actually posted it on your WhatsApp status.. kind regards

Tuesday we will see Satan on the pitch in the flesh

@Moreni_ke_ji Lol who dey cum from bj? 😭

Y’all using doggy to cum fast? Omo nah 2 minutes man full this app una go dey claim freak😔 naso dem talk last week say Blowjob dey make them cum😭

@k3llyv6rv Is her name Mmesoma? 😂

Can’t we fuck cause we wanna fuck, do I have to buy you a wig?😭

I don't know if you know: But since Bola stole the Presidency in 2023, he has only visited 14 Nigerian States. 13 were political events. In fact, he has visited 24 countries. More countries than Nigerian states. Peter Obi has visited all. God will punish all of you seh.

I left pieces of me in places I can't return to

Also, Peter Obi is not a “lesser evil”. I am again begging us all to have moral clarity. The man who said if anyone finds N5 that he embezzled should come forward and he’d leave the race: That man is not a “lesser evil” I am begging you guys. The man who has donated more money to education and health from his own purse more than the CapEx for health by the government is not a “lesser evil”. The man who left no debt but actual surplus in the treasury of the state he governed is not a “lesser evil”. The man who has successfully without any corruption led as: Chairman of Fidelity Bank Plc Director of Fidelity Bank Plc Chairman of Next International Nigeria Ltd Chairman of Guardian Express Mortgage Bank Ltd Chairman of Future View Securities Ltd Chairman of Paymaster Nigeria Ltd Chairman of Chams Nigeria Plc Director of Chams Nigeria Plc Director of Data Corp Ltd Director of Card Centre Plc Independent Non-Executive Director of Nigeria LNG Ltd: Is not a “lesser evil”. The man who went to Egypt to study how to make power constant for you is not a lesser evil. The man who said he wouldn’t tax you unless he has prospered you isn’t a lesser evil. The “lesser evil” bifurcation came when we wanted to choose between a corrupt incompetent Buhari and a corrupt incompetent Atiku. I don’t really like politics Twitter. But I’m saying this so we all have moral clarity. I am begging us all. Please, let’s dump these contrarian virtue signaling. I am begging. We are up against vicious people. These are the people who have witnessed around 5 generals and colonels die and nothing is moving them. I am begging you all, please.

@praisejohnn @tech_life112 Who dash you 2m?

How did I finish 2 m in two weeks 😭😭😭😭

@stellafondjo1 @Bukayor_BK ??

@Atiegoba_ @Bukayor_BK Everything is not money dear

I was given Malta Guinness today at work, and I thought, “let me keep for my wife, she loves it”. I get to her office to pick her, guess who also got Malta Guinness and kept for her husband? Yup, my wife!!! And we didn’t even plan it 😂😂😂 It’s the little things.

@SH42211126 @tobyasky "You can't out-retard an Arsenal fan"

@tobyasky Umm , why would you go back 3 years ? Why not teta tenure ? Made up World Cup club trophy is a major trophy nowadays ? Arteta won and spent less than his rivals

You can dislike Mikel, but he is not far from the truth. You cannot spend a billion and be playing like this. 10 corners today by the way. They kept spamming it, but god of football said NOT TODAY.

@TIWA_N_TIWA @Blackmade4 Na aesthetics go satisfy me?

@Atiegoba_ @Blackmade4 Aesthetics nko🌚

Someone please explain like I am a 10 year old why they put rice inside pineapples?

@TIWA_N_TIWA @Blackmade4 Pineapple fried rice una. Put my rice for plate jor

@Blackmade4 Because it's pineapple fried rice

@Owiggy_ This one no concern we the none blue tickers

Make I explain this thing for una for pidgin. Third party content (or third party network) mean say any post wey no really start from X itself, but you carry am come from another platform like TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or even from another person account for inside X. So if you just see video, news, or any content for outside, then you just copy am come drop for X without adding anything from your own side, like your personal opinion, explanation, or even voice recording, X fit reduce the way your post go reach people. Sometimes, dem fit even cut your impressions reach like 90%. Why dem dey do like this? Na because dem wan make people dey create fresh and original content wey start from X, instead of everybody just dey recycle wetin don already dey fly around for other platforms. So the main idea be say: no just copy and paste. If you wan post something wey come from outside, try add your own touch, talk your mind, explain am, or give your own angle, so that your content go still get value and people go engage with am well.

Phones should be sold with earphones again. People are too comfortable playing their TikToks at the highest volume in public spaces.

@FabrizioRomano women in men dominated field 👏 love to see it.

🚨 Historical decision by Union Berlin as German club appoint Marie-Louise Eta as their head coach until June. Union lost at Heidenheim, sacked the head coach Steffen Baumgart and put Marie-Louise Eta in charge until the end of the season. Ets becomes the first female head coach in the history of men’s Bundesliga.

@Godson_ish @EhisBukason 😂

@Atiegoba_ @EhisBukason E go soon drop to 10%

Rivers state is 91% Igbo people Delta state is 75-% Igbo people Imo State is 100% Igbo people Anambra State is 100% Igbo people Enugu State is 100% Igbo people Abia State is 100% Igbo people Ebonyi State is 100% Igbo people Now listen! If you are angry and emotional over this factual post please visit the nearest transformer

@A_userofX @ininghe_ "Temporary" It becomes permanent if you keep entertaining multiple sexual partners but you won't talk about that because you people don't want to be accountable for your actions.

@ininghe_ I am going to add more volume to this BULLETIN & if e pain any man, go put your neck for GUILLOTINE: Men’s sperm, FUCKS up women’s vagina pH balance<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< ✌️❤️‍🩹💡

Unless you're gay or a masturbator, this question shouldn't even exist. If we’re talking about heterosexual relations, it really shouldn’t be a debate, because baby oil has no business anywhere near the v@gina. Before you'll start calling someone's daughter fish meanwhile you single-handedly gave her an infection with your careless practice.

@AmbroseXchange I just wake up close window go back to sleep. By morning, one of my plantain don fall.

But wait o Which kind devilish wind blow yesterday night for Portharcourt?

@miraclechels @Stilldadaboi @barigabreed 😂

@Atiegoba_ @Stilldadaboi @barigabreed 😂😂😂😂 You don finish work

"Dem never see Bournemouth coming.." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭