Garby

Call me Compo the way I gnaw her batty

@georgepudding3 Haha, blue flavour for extra cooling

@Atlantis252 In that case, I’ll just stick to the usual cool down method… dipping them into a Slush Puppy

Cooling my balls with the compressed air gun

@georgepudding3 Sorry I don't share ball cooling technology

@Atlantis252 Can I borrow it for a bit for my bits?

@SkunkworksC Nothing ventured....

@Atlantis252 Try hooking up to the control panel from your cars dashboard USB outlet. See if your car automatically fills up with petrol? Worth a shot 👌

Used my smarts and parked under the solar panels at work so my car's sheltered all day

Sex was so good that the cuck stood up and gave us a 15-minute standing ovation

Michael Keaton and Tim Burton can’t decide how ‘BATMAN’ should talk on the phone.

@Atlantis252 That’s a bit below the belt.

Someone's got some Soleros in

Some of the radiators in work are on full power and I can't turn them off

@SkunkworksC Classic netflix fair 😄

@Atlantis252 Spiders, tunnels, old tellys and quite fit old women... I'm all over the shop.

Quite enjoying The Buroughs, getting a few cheap laughs from Geena Davis's shlurring

Me telling my son cocomelon died so I can watch the world cup

Eating a Haribo ice cream with gummy bears in the handle

@SteinyTweet My GP will not be happy

@Atlantis252 Decent 👍

Fuckstart my face with a rump kebab