Steiny Weiny

Watch Netanyahu. He is the quintessential Israeli, ignorant yet condescending, foaming at the mouth with paranoid greed, realizing that he has bitten off more than he could chew and trying to force it down everyone's throat. Seemingly invincible, rotten to the very core.

@theliamnissan If you make jokes about Chuck Norris there will be hell toupee.

GF years ago decided to get me excited in the morning by knocking one out in bed as I dozed. As she neared her "crescendo," I jokingly leaned over and asked her if she wanted me to tape Kilroy. We broke up that evening, after a tense day.

TRUMP DID THIS. I heard 2 Canadians next to me complaining about how Trump is making Canada unaffordable. Trump is screwing the world.

Anyone on benefits in this country. Pause for a second. There is a reason those benefits exist. Because life broke somewhere. Illness. Disability. Caring. Redundancy. Wages that do not cover rent anymore. That is reality not failure. Now listen to what Reform are actually saying. Not dog whistles. Not rumours. Out loud. They want to charge you for things you do not currently pay for. They want austerity back. They want to tighten. Cut. Squeeze. Again. Even lower wages. Did you miss that bit? Many people on benefits already use food banks. Many already sit in the dark watching the meter tick down. Many already skip meals. That is now. Before Reform touch anything. So picture it. Same life. Same bills. Same stress. Then extra charges on top. Less support. More punishment dressed up as discipline. How are you meant to survive that. Honestly. This is not theoretical. They are not hiding it. They are proud of it. Things are bad right now. Reform are openly promising to make them worse for you. So the question is simple. Are you okay with that. Are you genuinely okay voting for people who are telling you they will take more from you when you already have nothing left. I struggle to understand it. Then I stop pretending. Because if you are choosing this anyway it means something else comes first. Anger. Blame. Racism. Someone to point at while your own plate gets emptier. If that is the choice then own it. Say it. Do not pretend this is about helping ordinary people. They are screaming what they want to do to you. Loud. Proud. No shame. And still some of you cheer. That is not being ignored. That is choosing your own harm. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧💷☕️🫖🍰

@floboflo @SteinyTweet I’ll do it then….. That’s not Chuck Norris.

@mdeeks76 @SteinyTweet His exams

A Twitter classic...

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The fact that women can have their photos leaked and have their whole career go down the drain, but powerful men can be linked to the Epstein files and still stay in the highest positions of power. Yeah, I don't want to hear anyone argue that gender inequality doesn't exist.

Chuck Norris dead

@Jan51478528 It was the fact you swallowed it whole which troubled me

Don't do this 😭

It is antisemitic to retweet this

Met Éireann predicting insane temperatures of 16 degrees. Please take care of yourselves out there.

Excellent! Even Grok teases that Sarah Pochin, from Reform UK, is a racist, because it calls her "Sarah Reckless"! Someone give @SarahForRuncorn a nudge with this tweet, since she blocked me for calling her out last time🤣🤣🤣! #bbcbreakfast #bbcqt

Passed wind ?