Jo (like your mama)
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Jo (like your mama)
@AtlasMoonGaming
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@HoesMad6969420 @NileJoanRivers “Fucked lots of girls from magic tournaments”
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@NileJoanRivers Dude telling other dudes their mainstream opinion 🤣 Anyways ive fucked lots of girls half my age from magic tournaments. Always good head.
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dear 40+ year old magic grinder:
the woman half your age actually doesn't have anything in common with you
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sometimes the only thing that will regulate me is a salted pretzel from the mall
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@lmwlms And see this sounds good especially the part where it says “mixed with fruit”
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My kids could be gay, my kids could be straight, my kids could even play c*mmander. But if I take my kids to an ice cream store and they order vanilla ice cream, that’s not my kid.
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absolutely goated b&r today
if you think something needed a ban then i think you're a widdle baby
baby gonna cry? baby gonna cry about amulet? maybe piss ur pants a lil? maybe shit and scream? grow up widdle baby 🙄
the only problem with today's b&r is they didn't juice yawg
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@NileJoanRivers Oh yikes, followed you for the shitposts-I-don’t-understand, wasn’t aware of the c*mmander player allegations. Unfollowing now.
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@AtlasMoonGaming no one do this for me pls i have a complicated and shameful past
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@rorbearpig @NileJoanRivers I’m only an apprentice, she’s the real poster 🫡
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@NileJoanRivers I’m surprised @AtlasMoonGaming didn’t post this first.
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rip kid cudi you would have loved section 730 of the magic the gathering comprehensive rulebook
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Last night I had a dream that my gf and I were doing a museum art heist and we got to a room with lots of laser beams & a bunch of refractors except I had to shut them all off by myself because she wouldn’t stop saying “laser refractor??! I hardly know her!!!”
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@NileJoanRivers Digirettte is a pokemon so that’s probably why
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why'd we ever call em e-cigs when digirette was right there?
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*walks up to the hottest girl in the club*
"hey baby do you wanna come with me to some room full of slightly annoying guys and really expensive cardboard and three of the hottest trans women youve ever met for 4 hours while i get 13th out of 29 players at a 27 year old card game"
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62 and sunny in Portland today, this is the weather that makes me want to quit magic.
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