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@martypartymusic @JustinNevins Exactly.

@JustinNevins Market makers were waiting for that post

Me: "I wonder why crypto is crashing?" Trump: "for this week's war crime threat..."

@Bitcoin_Teddy I thought about that last night as well. Ok. Great. I’m here for that as well.

I like to imagine a future where the CIA sits on the fact they invented Bitcoin until one BTC is worth $100M, at which point they sell Satoshi’s stash ($110T) to clear out the national debt and cement their place in history as the greatest deep state known to man

I just watched @JupiterExchange planetary call. Beyond the fact that @kashdhanda announced tons of new and important stuff, what I enjoyed the most was that he didn’t talk about $JUP. That shit is settled. And I appreciated that. The focus was on the business. Good job!

@Bukowskiquot Too late.

which Bukowski poem would you recommend someone to start with?

@Rothmus Not the nightmares I’ve dated in my past.

Were they always like this?

@BitPaine Also: I probably was a useful-idiot and fall guy for Elizabeth Warren and her troll 🧌 anti crypto army. I also got super gay with Gary Gensler while Jamie Diamond watched.

hi i’m a disgraced former cryptocurrency CEO who siphoned at least $8 billion in customer deposits to my girlfriend via a hidden backdoor in FTX’s code so she could gamble it all away on losing trades, cover our asses, fund my lavish lifestyle, and bankroll hundreds of millions in political donations while we lied through our teeth to customers, investors, and lenders that the funds were safe and segregated, for which i was subsequently convicted by a federal jury on 2 counts of wire fraud, 2 counts of conspiracy to commit wire fraud, 1 count of conspiracy to commit securities fraud, 1 count of conspiracy to commit commodities fraud, and 1 count of conspiracy to commit money laundering. here are my thoughts on the Iran war:

I regretfully still believe this. I moved my BTC bid up to $52k, but left my SOL bid at $44. I don’t care if they hit or not, but it would be nice if they do.

@TheBTCTherapist Don’t you mean 20?

“Wow, I can’t believe you own 1.0 BTC you’re so lucky.” POV: what hodling for 6 years looks like

@kit_sats I know, right? Sure… we get the privilege of being able to participate in this glorious event, and at its earliest moments. But we don’t get to see how it will change the world. I believe it will be for the good of mankind. But I’m delusional and insufferable on the subject.

Ngl I’d live 200 years just to see how Bitcoin changes society.

@martypartymusic I don’t love it. But #2.

#1 or #2?

@kit_sats This is not a negotiation!

What would you tell your 5-years-ago self about bitcoin? One sentence only.

Remember how you feel during this Bear and what you’re learning. Because there will always be future Bear markets, and new participants will need your help in the future . So make sure you remind them how stupid they were for selling. Do this all the way up. Become intolerable.

@marinonchain Easy decision. I’m here till the mega-yacht vote in 2030. 🐈‍⬛

$JUP has 838,971 holders 🪐 The largest DeFi token holder base on Solana. 44% of holders are staking, locking up 868M $JUP. Emissions have officially stopped. 23% APY, ASR rewards each quarter & more incentives like DTF launches could be on the horizon. Given all this, it remains a long-term conviction bet for me. What about you?

@oldhawksol @MagicEden This is going to be so much fun.

Next time you're looking for a SOL altcoin, follow the money If a project doesn't generate revenue, it won't exist next year Worth asking: why is @MagicEden making money but choosing self-destructive moves? $JUP and $MET are the clear winners here

@SolanaSensei @JupiterExchange @jup_portfolio @jup_mobile Burn

Jupiter’s $JUP buybacks have now reached a total of $80M For comparison, PumpFun has done $324M What should they do with the tokens?

@AdamBLiv @phongle Can someone please hit the NGU button. It’s supposedly right next to the buy-1 Billion-cuckbucks button-in-day button. Or so I was told. Thank you.

@phongle There will lots of BEFUDDLEMENT when Strategy is raising over $1 billion in one day from STRC issuance. You guys are DOMINATING.

Our digital credit vehicle achieved escape velocity this week.

Thank you ⁦@saifedean⁩ . You helped me in ways I could never repay.

I want this more then I want bacon. And I love bacon. @jackmallers I’m not kidding, I really love bacon.

If you are young and you “understand “ what Bitcoin really is, then don’t buy $STRC. You would buy $MSTR or just straight native asset Bitcoin. Sure, maybe you want to temporarily park some FIAT cuckbucks somewhere before a bigger purchase, and you want some yield on it while you wait. But don’t just stack $STRC to stack it, especially when the buy $MSTR button is the same character strokes away. $STRC is Bitcoin a backed FIAT machine, don’t think of it in another way. And there’s nothing wrong about that, just know what you are buying.

@BretWeinstein @conor64 You are absolutely correct @BretWeinstein. And it looks to be shaping up to be the same kabuki theatre again.

@conor64 Regrets require a better option. The Democrats refused to provide one, after driving out two excellent contenders.

When the person you supported does a bunch of things that you didn't expect and that horrify you, 1) you should have regrets! 2) it should make you wonder if you also erred in your assessment of the alternatives.