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@AttorneyClayton @_pblanknews they always tell us in video games, movies etc

@_pblanknews From Destiny 1 and Destiny 2

According to Andy, a group of entities called “The Nine” control our universe and the CIA is terrified of them. They talk about the 9 forces of nature and how different people have channeled the same entities.

The McDonald’s manager knew Agent and brought up how he’s supposed to be on a diet after he ate an entire ice cream within seconds 😭

@yoxics weak ass punches hes still standing even after you jumped him.

Arky and Yugi got into a fist fight with a random man who walked up to them in Toronto 😳

BREAKING: McDonald’s has released a $65 monthly subscription that will grant customers unlimited food.

@vamperignon @p8stie nah most attractive women that go to the gym are either married or in committed relationships ive talked to plenty of women at the gym over the years, my experience they will majorly flirt with you and possibly have a casual fling but thats kinda where it ends.

@p8stie I’ve always thought so. It’s the gym paradox, the one place where you have the guarantee of someone with a common hobby from jump and most likely someone of good habits, is oddly the one place where it’s “forbidden” to talk to someone

The gym is unironically an amazing place to meet someone why do women act like they don’t want to be approached

@MyronGainesX dont worry guys shes just dressed like a whore but of course she doesnt want any attention from men oh yea shes also married so back off lol

This thot thinks that's a W 😂🫵🏽🤡

@saturns_p0v @FlowGaffer Probably saw potential in her in the beginning and then realized you cant turn a ho into a housewife.

@FlowGaffer so why tf did he get in a relationship with her? bring her around his family? buy her a house? buy a boat and name it after her? corrected HER and called her mrs. thompson?

The only reason Women are mad at Klay Thompson doing Megan The whore dirty is cause they all felt he was the sucker that would wife a whore up Klay Thompson killed a lot of whores dreams, he killed their guts, they hate that he's open the eyes of Nerdy men.

@Banks @MarketBubble Brother Banks we are here for you:

Thank you all so much, from the bottom of my heart. You have no idea how humbling this has all been and how much this all means. Love, always love 🤍

🔥🚨JUST IN: The Indian man who filed a sex harassment suit against JPMorgan executive Lorna Hajdini, has been unmasked as 35-year-old Chirayu Rana. Rana alleges he was told: "You really think management wants some Indian boy leading organizations?" “If you don’t have sex with me tonight, I’m going to sabotage your promotion.” “I bet your little Asian fish-head wife doesn’t have these cannons.” "If you don't f*k me soon, I'm going to ruin you. Never forget, I f*king own you." In addition to many other things by his former boss.

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@TiffanyFong i could care less they need to fix the family courts or its only gonna get worse!!!

el video que me manda mi mujer cuando me estoy follando a mi compañera de trabajo rubia

@damienslash thanks buddy

Having my 36th covid booster 🫡

@ScuppernongMN @GiaMMacool this may come to a shock but most men prefer getting head actually over having sex especially as we age. A lot of women i have been with dont even put in much effort to have sex its us men doing it all anyways in most positions, unless you get on top.

@GiaMMacool Men refusing sex but wanting to possess me is now a dealbreaker for me. It’s made me resistant to attempt a committed relationship. I’m not “both sides-ing” this, but women experience this, too. I have ended relationships over a man deciding he no longer wants sex.

Imagine if the man just said “Providing isn’t my thing. I’m not interested in it and I don’t want to do it.” Should the woman just accept it?

@RealJessica well she wont ever do that again now will she?

Liberal woman gets charged for damaging a guys flag. Then begs for forgiveness when he decides to press charges. Think before you act. It’s not that difficult.

@horrormuseum okay thats enough internet for today...

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@muheediva01 wouldnt have it any other way

Insulting women online while your mom pays the Wi-Fi bill is crazy work.

@callmeMaharani u caught me baby girl , wanna come over my mom will cook for us

Most “alpha males” are unemployed or living in their mom’s basement.

@Sxnt1_Sxndxval how women operate what yours is hers and whats hers is hers and not yours!! the sad reality is women only love a man for what they can do for her but men love a woman because they actually genuinely love her, That true love from women is reserved only for their offspring,

Acabo de cancelar mi boda, a solo dos semanas del evento, porque revisé el celular de mi prometida y descubrí que tiene una cuenta de ahorros secreta con más de $50,000 USD de la que nunca me habló. Llevamos tres años viviendo juntos y durante todo ese tiempo yo he pagado el 80% de los gastos, incluyendo la renta, las cenas y hasta sus vacaciones, bajo la premisa de que ella "apenas llegaba a fin de mes" con su sueldo. Incluso me endeudé con un préstamo personal para pagar la mitad de la fiesta de la boda que ella tanto quería, mientras ella decía que no podía aportar más porque estaba "en cero". Cuando la confronté, no me pidió perdón; me gritó que yo era un acosador por invadir su privacidad y que ese dinero es su "fondo de emergencia por si las cosas salen mal", algo que su madre le aconsejó tener siempre en secreto. Mis amigos dicen que exageré, que al final es su dinero y que no hubo una infidelidad física, así que no debería tirar tres años a la basura. Yo siento que viví con una estafadora que me dejó cargar con todo el peso financiero mientras ella acumulaba una fortuna a mis espaldas. Ella dice que si la amara, su cuenta bancaria no me importaría. Yo digo que la confianza se rompió para siempre. ¿Ustedes qué harían? ¿Es válido tener secretos financieros así en una relación o es una traición total? Los leo.

His cum would probably melt through metal like xenomorph bIood