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Early polecat #exitpoll is in: Bertrand makes a decisive vote for @LibDems, from a long line of French ferrets he’s got an eye on European trade. Santiago is taking his time, very much a swing voter, he’s opted to keep his vote confidential this time. #pollcat @BBC_HaveYourSay

Santiago Ferret is answering the call of his ancient polecat ancestors today and becoming The Pollcat. #dogsatpollingstations #ferretsatpollingstations

@AtticusTheFitch I hope there will be ferrets voting tweets tomorrow....

One of the benefits of living with an LA12 postcode: if you've been good you get a visit from John the Stick on the Winter #Solstice.

En vacances à Kirkby for some Winter sunshine. Nice to see the influence of @LakesStiles has reached the wild lands of Furness.

@AlllMetal Berto says "bonjour"

Berto

@NorthofDunmail @LakesStiles @Kunstloch1 @SingletonWayne @FingerpostFri @Matt_GetOutside Thank you x it gave over 8 years of service and will be dearly missed.

@AtticusTheFitch @LakesStiles @Kunstloch1 @SingletonWayne @FingerpostFri @Matt_GetOutside Sorry about the vacuum cleaner...

Get ready🚏🏆 #FFWC2022 I must be mad 😂 #FingerpostFriday

@NorthofDunmail @LakesStiles @Kunstloch1 @SingletonWayne @FingerpostFri @Matt_GetOutside Weird! The Stick affected (infected?) my neighbour in a similar way.

@AtticusTheFitch @LakesStiles @Kunstloch1 @SingletonWayne @FingerpostFri @Matt_GetOutside I now have this in my head* youtu.be/K05N2jqFHc8 *it's always in my head...

@NorthofDunmail @LakesStiles @Kunstloch1 @SingletonWayne @FingerpostFri @Matt_GetOutside My vacuum cleaner broke down and I got distracted. I ended up having to buy a new one. A new vacuum cleaner which looks uncannily similar to The Stick. I fear the power of The Stick.

@AtticusTheFitch @LakesStiles @Kunstloch1 @SingletonWayne @FingerpostFri @Matt_GetOutside Why not?

@ElectricityNW Think the LA12 generator needs another can of diesel...electric sputtered out ten minutes ago. My late night hot chocolate kettle boiling must've used the last drops. My apologies to the rest of the postcode.

@mrobson55 @pastieman69 Hi Mark, A member of staff has been dispatched to refuel the generator. This is in place until we complete a full restoration fix. At this moment in time we have no timescale for the permanent fix. I apologise for the inconvenience caused. Many thanks, Pete

We are currently aware of a #POWERCUT in #HAVERTHWAITE #LA12 and have our engineers on their way to investigate this. If you need any further help then please DM us your details to get updates - Mathew

@NorthofDunmail @LakesStiles @photography_mls Is it really a party if noone gets bitten?

@AtticusTheFitch @LakesStiles @photography_mls Both?

@tim_nobes I'm finding it difficult to get my toilet paper published. My next step is to approach CERN and see if I can borrow their Large Hadron Collider for an afternoon. I calculate 6.5 teraelectronvolts should be just enough to shove a 12th roll down the centre of the tube-mass.

Following completion of my research this morning, I am pleased to announce that 11 toilet roll tubes can be placed within one toilet roll tube. I believe this to be the 27th Fundamental Physical Constant.

@LouKellett @MAW_H More than 11?!! Were you at Los Alamos National Laboratory for their ill-fated 12th roll criticality accident?

@MAW_H I'm sure you got more than 11.

@MAW_H don't you have further research on this?

@SingletonWayne @NorthofDunmail Thank you! This is what I wanted. Recognition. My neighbour, a mere philosopher, was strangely disinterested when I ran out of the house and announced it this morning. I was starting to doubt my achievement 😮

@AtticusTheFitch @NorthofDunmail Outstanding 👏

@mellorina This is incredible work! Good to see a those rolls being bootstrapped into statistical significance. Do you use a hoolahoop to derive the inner roll mathematics? I've been using ferret-fluid mechanics.

@AtticusTheFitch This post speaks to me more than you will know. ...