Dan (Atypical Accountant)

@KISS_RHINO Scouting for my ex wife again… she needs a bf who wears his pants properly 🤣

@AuclairsDad @KISS_RHINO Absolute wheelie machine those things…. I miss my Triumph 😭

@AuclairsDad Mate. It is the best thing on earth. Totally worth it if you’re >40, living a bad lifestyle and depressed

@EffMktHype I believe they’re flanked by two rubber dinghy’s. One for each testicle 🤣

I'm surprised the boat he's filming from can stay afloat given the weight of Analyst 3's massive fucking balls

@vola2vola Good maths challenge for counting to large numbers in America (and Oz to be fair) 😂

Our new game with the kids on our way to school is counting fat people

@iv_technicals Sit on your hands and not touch the (short) position…

What's the weekend trade?

@KISS_RHINO South of the Mason-Dixon will do me just fine brother…

@KISS_RHINO Hunting again for my next ex wife I see…

Australia was handed one of the greatest starting positions of any country in history Massive mineral wealth. Abundant energy. World-class beaches. Amazing climate. No fault lines... no earthquakes or tsunamis If you gave a 12-year-old this setup in a civilisation-building game, they'd build a paradise Instead, we got decades of useless politicians on both sides of the aisle who couldn't run a sausage sizzle at Bunnings without a $4 billion feasibility study and a royal commission Australia isn't unlucky. It's grossly mismanaged

@KISS_RHINO Standby… booking flights now 🤣🤣

@KISS_RHINO I think you’ve found my next ex wife…

@l1quid1ty Gonna be Oz’s turn shortly… we’re getting sick of the system not working anymore

@l1quid1ty 10 years time there’s gonna be shoot first ask questions later…

@SandLot84 @KISS_RHINO Why is it the divorced couples who get along are the weird ones? 🤣

@Atypical_CA @KISS_RHINO Yeah I auto assumed you’re both nuts, no offense 😂😂😂

The last time I was sitting in profit on Gold, Oil and ES simultaneously was 2001. This market is spooky.

@SandLot84 @KISS_RHINO Currently dating a family law barrister. She says it’s all way too weird because she never sees this 🤣🤣

@Atypical_CA @KISS_RHINO Oh boy you got SUPER lucky. That’s awesome. Sometimes it’s just time to call it. I’m glad you’re both enjoying life 2.0!

@SandLot84 @KISS_RHINO lol I got lucky with the costs sides of things. Ex wife and I both living our best lives and get along well. We didn’t involve lawyers 😂😂

@Atypical_CA @KISS_RHINO You know I’m a divorce lawyer right? I tell people the cost is an exit tax lol. It’s the most worthwhile money most men I know ever spend.

@SandLot84 @KISS_RHINO Best six months of my life Wendy. 10/10. Would recommend 🤣🤣🤣

@Atypical_CA @KISS_RHINO Oh good lord 😂😂😂

@SandLot84 @KISS_RHINO Just other people’s (ex)wives 😂

@SandLot84 @KISS_RHINO I got divorced then got TRT…. wasn’t my poor wife anymore 😂

@LongTplexTrader Better than a sundress?? 😂

Man…. Something about a girl and a cowboy hat.