AudiAutomatic

"How marketing works": "Have $150k+ to strategically engage in the various payola schemes that disguise themselves as the modern music industry."

It’s weird watching the right be torn between owning the libs and sticking it to the jews.

@RedInkypalm @garlic_wife No hes not hes probably about 18 and overweight is 25

@garlic_wife As a straight guy he's definitely chubby, in the overweight category of bmi

gay boys who only watch porn will look at you in the eye and say this man a little fat

@Reboticant @feelsdesperate Well this is twitter so yes it’s a huge overstatement

@feelsdesperate is the uber driver thing an exaggeration for effect cuz tbf that's a good bit over the median household income for the country

This is a good example of what radicalizes Mamdani’s base: Ostensibly the type of person who takes this job is going to be sort of smart and well educated (credentialed) but they’re only going to be comfortable financially and lifestyle-wise in NYC if they have a trust fund or it’s a second-income vanity career. You can get off a plane from wherever and barely speak English and make this much driving an Uber. Nurses in NYC can easily make $150k a year. The dynamics of our economy that funnel people into these sort-of-high-status/ mediocre-salary jobs make them insane and then they become Leftists who want to burn everything down.

@feelsdesperate @oldstockbeek Well you did say you were coddled and affluent so your inability to understand makes sense

@oldstockbeek I’ve lived in NYC for the better part of 30 years, so I’ll trust my judgement on this one.

@yossy770 @feelsdesperate I see

@AudiAutomatic @feelsdesperate This kind of job essentially yes.

@vigneshr4m Why would you do this 🤣

toronto, new york, CDMX, and LA are the only north american cities sorry everything else is just san jose with a subway

@historyrock_ Remember when his dick fell out on stage

Happy 62nd birthday to Lenny Kravitz! How in the world this man is 62 years old & still lookin like this?!

People on here that want to be one of the good ones are yawn inducing af

@avidseries How could a small percentage be a threat to civilization

Trans activists: “Just call people what they want to be called. It’s basic decency.” OK, maybe this is fine in personal interactions. But, at a policy level, the denial of biological reality becomes a civilizational threat because it obliterates one of the most fundamental realities of human existence and replaces it with a requirement that we affirm the disordered thinking of a small percentage of individuals.

@yossy770 @feelsdesperate So you’re saying higher paying jobs are reserved for people who are used to being privileged ?

@AudiAutomatic @feelsdesperate For someone who would be accepted for such a job it's probably very tough to live on less then 5g.

@hogtownserb If my account is ai slop but fake does that mean Im real

This account is litterally AI slop if it was fake and gay (It is).

@yossy770 @feelsdesperate I just refuse to believe the smallest budget you can live in ny on is 5k a month

@AudiAutomatic @feelsdesperate That 80 is probably 60k after taxes for someone single. Rent, food and metro card will wipe that out.

@hogtownserb @feelsdesperate I wouldn’t know

@AudiAutomatic @feelsdesperate True, but a person mixing in that scene of upwardly mobile leftists would need to keep up appearances and not skimp on the lifestyle unless on another income stream that does not depend on them performing actual work.

@feelsdesperate @AudiAutomatic You can, but why would you, in the land of 40 USD cock-tails? And don't get me started on mandatory tipping.

@feelsdesperate They make less than that

@AudiAutomatic I mean, you can. Uber drivers do it.

@fresh_Start69 @AmericanGadfly2 @jazzhott96 What do you want them to do waste another 15 years?

@AmericanGadfly2 @jazzhott96 It's not ok to waste a decade and a half of somebody's life. Idgaf who you are. God, you 2026 gays are so retarded.

Full offense If your automatic response to a married man coming out as gay is to call him abusive and a cheat. You are just homophobic and dressing it up with fake feminism. When this man got married to a 25 year old at 19, when he was already a massive musician

Im jealous of everyone having fun like… how dare you

Just gonna keep practicing guitar like that Japanese guy who didn’t know WWII was over