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@EllyDeLaMuse The curse of Elly De La Muse persists

Lost our demon magic Pagan sucks ass

@1realFormula I’m bringing Spirit airlines back for a couple of days

You get $75M and 30 minutes to spend it… No cars, no houses, no stocks. What are you panic-buying?

@EllyDeLaMuse Live tweeting a game in May that you should know you’re going to lose. Reds fans kill me on here every day.

🚨MAJOR KEY ALERT🚨

@BuschBangs Sorry just trying to stop you from looking like a typ under informed Cub fan. Carry on.

Longest tenured Chicago Cub. Top 10 home runs in franchise history. Best defensive left fielder in franchise history. Extend Ian Happ!

@starcravingspr Room 1 and 3 wouldn’t even get approached at a local bar outside of scarjo 💀

Which room would you pick?

@LizzieMarbach Women who look like expired milk are also extremely unattractive

I know this is unpopular, but it will always be unattractive for a grown man to play video games. Some women might be understanding or pretend like they don’t care that you spend hours playing, but they do. It is extremely unattractive to women and will never not be. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@ricky_roland77 @schaefslapshots Me if I was a retard^

@Auditorofball @schaefslapshots The Cardinals historically are so much better than the reds and cubs combined!!

mlb teams ranked by history

AI is genuinely the worst thing to ever happen to the world

@MVPGiancarlo_ Same. Enjoy the rest of your early education on ball🫡

@Auditorofball It was a PLEASURE talking to you. Hopefully we never do this again in the future

I’m gonna get cooked for this… how is this still in the MLB lmaooooo

@MVPGiancarlo_ Yeah really cool you’re doing numbers man. I’ll be honest with you real baseball fans have been around for decades and none of them are taking a created in 2023 Yankees fan account that says “the MLB” seriously. Enjoy your engagement with other dumb Yankees fans. Hope u get rich.

@Auditorofball I mean I’ll be honest w you. I’m grown man. Idrc about what people notice and feel. I got a dude w 5 followers and Savannah bananas in his bio commenting on my post that got 500k views… do you think it bothers me that me saying “the” bothers you? 🤣

@MVPGiancarlo_ That’s fine. People will continue to notice. Maybe not often around you as a Yankees fan you’re not likely to be surrounded by real baseball people (hence the reason they are all defending Grisham in your replies) but real baseball people will call you out on “the mlb” jsyk

@Auditorofball I will continue to say “The MLB” when just saying MLB. And when I say “major league baseball” I don’t include “the” … but i’m grown so I’m not on people’s dick about dumb shit like that

@MVPGiancarlo_ Yes “The Major League Baseball” sounds grammatically similar and correct same as “the National Football league” it’s okay bro. We aren’t all idiots. You’ll get there.

@Auditorofball So you think it would sound better if I said, how was he still in MLB? If it’s abbreviated, you gotta put “the” in front of it. Same w saying the nfl. No one is walking around saying Major League Baseball so. It’s “the mlb” … and yes Trent does blow

@MVPGiancarlo_ “the MLB”

@EmSheDoesIt @MVPGiancarlo_ Oh You beat me to this, thanks

@augustusbeeptus @SteelCityBucs30 Rockies 14-19 and 15 of their games have been against good ish teams

@SteelCityBucs30 by this logic cards are the 2nd best team in the central and 7th best team in baseball? also rockies are a top 10 team... see how retarded this is

A certain team’s success is very sustainable

@NicoHoernerSZN Yay a cubs fan account making us look retarded in 2026. What else is new.

Murakami is nice and all, but all he does is just hit home runs, hit singles, and strikeout 🤷🏽‍♂️

The people who pay attention to this sport now are so fucking stupid oh my god