Audrey

wanted a femininomenon got a feloninomenon instead

Next time y’all say “God is in control” can you just not vote then and leave that to the rest of us?

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

The best Jim Halpert moment on Survivor since Sandra and the sugar #Survivor47

Rome: I was lying my butt off and they have *no idea* Everyone else: #Survivor #Survivor47

For April Fools I’m not going to pay my rent

@conyewest___ At least you have experience already hahaha

@crtnylghck With a ring of fire around the border too lol

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One time my step mom baked a cake and cut it into the shape of the United States just “because God told her to.”

@TheRealJimmyRay Omg it’s still going?? On another note my neighbors have never taken theirs down or removed the Halloween decor from the window so….

I’m playing a game of chicken with my neighbors. 1st person to take down their Christmas wreath loses. They also don’t know they’re playing.

#TheLastOfUs episode 2 spoilers with no context #TLOU

@sjordanbaker @the_wldlfe Omg I almost said this in their Instagram comments 😂 so glad someone else thought the same haha

@the_wldlfe can you play dresses

we don’t know any songs what should we play?

My flight is delayed so thinking of more as they come. 2nd airport pet peeve; bathroom stall doors that swing IN instead of OUT so you have to cram your luggage in and hover over the toilet to close the door (I know I can’t be the only one)

New pet peeve: adults to throw fits like children when flights are delayed even just 5-30 minutes

@eorr34_ever Same 😭

Survivor you have disappointed me. I am ill.

@MissRich2020 Do mint mobile! You have to get your own phone but you buy it in “bulk”. So like 3, 6 or 12 months at a time. The more you buy the cheaper it is :) I think mine is $390 for a year for unlimited everything (so about $32 a month)

@kmeb97 😭😭😭

i guess today is a no bones day

When getting in relationships, which are completely voluntary, do we not find it bizarre that at times people choose not to give their partners the things that make them feel loved and safe? -thread