Headly Westerfield

U.S. border officer speeds toward a Canadian tourist, yelling, 'Never come to the U.S. again!'

Change a movie title with the word, "Epstein files." I'll go first: One Flew Over the Epstein Files."

I don't want a ballroom in The White House. I want healthcare.

REPORTER: “What crime has Gavin Newsom committed?” TRUMP: "I think his primary crime is running for governor. Because he's done such a bad job! What he's done to that state is like what Biden's done to this country." SAVAGE 🤣🔥

From simpler times. Crank it up and D A N C E ! ! ! youtu.be/HHhZF66C1Dc?si…

Wow! What company. I don't know what time I was born. It was sometime after my mother got pregnant.

Spoiler: we’re all chocolate under the gold foil.

Dr. Gherkin knows class when he sees it.

Uncle Tom is trying to get the krazy kids back together again.

These people are fucking crazy! Fucking crazy by any standard.

Mood! Crank it up and D A N C E ! ! ! youtu.be/_38SWIIKITE?si…

Heya, @kenforflorida? ICYMI: Today is National Yo-Yo Day.

Uncle Tom is sick.

Day 257 of The Larry Experience

LOCK HER UP!!! >>>——> Florida Bar complaint accuses Bondi of ethical ‘misconduct’ | Miami Herald miamiherald.com/news/politics-…

@LucasSa56947288 Entertaining.

Describe the Musk vs Trump feud with one word?

Now *that's* comedy!

After LARRY completes his improvements, on Day 258 of The LARRY Experience, he hydrates.

"When my time comes, just know I will live on in every 'whatnot' you hear. Whenever you see a momma who's so stupid, or so ugly, I'll be there. I love y'all and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it." - George "Not Dead Yet It's Just a Black and White Photo" Wallace

Uncle Tom trying to insinuate himself into this terrible break-up.