AussiePlumbob 🇦🇺🦘🏖️👑

@LairdOfThManor William chose well, Harry did not.

When a standing ovation is organic and the audience applause is genuine. No PR company in the world can buy this type of real response. #Wimbledon

@Ausbobsmit Him and Faruqi are starting to look the same. Just sayin'.

63-year old Albanese will retire on $450,000 per year indexed to inflation, paid by the taxpayers. However, experts have said he won't get to enjoy it, as he will be exiled like fellow pensioner Dan Andrews.

@FranMooMoo He's just as big a dick as her. The Americans have some sense at least...

No surprises there. Thanks in part to his girlfriend Abbie Chatfield I pressume 😂

@sage1411 I firmly believe there are NO kids!

So Rachel did an embarrassing job at photoshopping that was worse than Kate, but no one is calling her out for it? No AP going on about having to now check on all their photos for authenticity? Disparaging Kate was clearly an anti-monarchist agenda that blew up in a lot of faces.

@Ausbobsmit I can't hate this government more.

Tony Burke just confirmed 4 isis terrorist and 9 of their alleged children have returned to Australia. Upon arrival, they were whisked away in a government vehicle and placed into department of housing houses. The children will be in the same school as your children.

@NaomiSky_15 🙏🤞

Prince Harry will divorce Meghan Markle by the end of the year. Harry loved being the most popular person/couple of the royal family and now because of Meghan, they are no longer popular. He only married her because he thought it made him more popular than William and Catherine

@AlboMP Stop your reckless spending! Coming after all our life savings to make up for it. Can’t wait to vote you out of government you useless piece of 💩

One year since the election, we've been focused every day on helping with the cost of living.

@MeghansMole Sorry, but who is Wally?

Until I get confirmation I do not believe the rumor going around about Wally passing away

@Nexiraluv And iCloud storage FFS!

Unpopular opinion: Apple Music should be free if I got a fucking iPhone

@Ausbobsmit She reminds me of Jabba the Hutt, a big fat slug.

Faruqi has criticized the modern observance of Anzac Day, stating it is "used as another excuse for jingoism" (extreme patriotism). In more recent statements, she claimed the day is increasingly characterized by "hate crimes and verbal abuse attacks by neo-Nazi bogans

@Standup_global He was probably paid $1,000 for every time he mentioned his tribe, yet not one mention of the other thousands of people who fought for our country.

⚡Possum skin welcome to country bood for 4 minutes at the Dawn service in Melbourne. People have had enough.

@KobieThatcher The booing is not for the aboriginals. The booing is for the phoney Welcome to Country that was not even thought of when the first aboriginal soldiers went to Boer War like the one in my husband's family...

Well done, Australia 🇦🇺 We don’t need to hear this ‘white guilt’ or ‘stolen land’ performance on any day, but especially not on a day as significant as Anzac Day, when we remember our fallen soldiers and those who served our country.

@MaggieMobrules Fake as ever, our police don’t look like that.

What is it H.G. Tudor says, "No boundary recognition!"

@RobertDJobson There’s no reasoning with the SS. They just keep making shit up to suit their narrative even if proven beyond doubt they’re wrong. I’m so glad the grifters have now left our shores so we can have some peace again.

For the record, and for the avoidance of doubt: I know I am fat. My doctor has checked my bloods. Please note: Abuse and sycophancy are unwelcome here each betrays a lack of kindness and a limited vocabulary. That said I shall ‘continue’ regardless. Have a nice day. R

After decades of following the royal family and being an avid fan and supporter, I have decided I can no longer support or follow them. Nor can I be upset and bothered any longer by Harry and Meghan’s continued abuse of their titles as they clearly escalate their self appointed position as half in-half out royal family members. The royal family, King Charles specifically, is not bothered by their merching their titles and touring as working royals. Nor does he seem to recognize the damage they continue to do to the monarchy. It’s really sad and pathetic that Harry and Meghan have been able to use their titles to open doors and make money for so long after leaving working royal roles—years now. So why should anyone spend any more time being upset about what Harry and Meghan do? Only the king can put an end to the Sussexes using their titles for gain and damaging the monarchy as they do it. Harry and Meghan ARE Andrew and Fergie 2.0. However, they are more threatening to the monarchy bc Harry is the son of the king. And he seems determined to garner support from Commonwealth countries, in particular, and to set up his own royal court with its own money making/royal tour endeavors. He wants the royal work, lifestyle and money but he wants it his way. And he’s getting it. The more they tour and gain fans, and they will, the harder it will be to ever take the titles if William wants to do that as king. The more supporters Harry has the bigger the backlash if the titles are taken. Time is not on William’s side. Charles needs to do it now but won’t. So it’s sad to watch and even harder to support the complicity. I will always support and follow the Wales family and wish them luck, bc they will need it! Harry and Meghan are always going to make their lives miserable bc they’ve been allowed to.

@according2_taz Why do her pants look like they are on backwards? 😂

People behind looking somber as you would, given why they are there, to meet with victims and to talk about the awful murders that recently happened and this one is grinning ear2ear & flicking her hair, as she models her clothes that are up for sale immediately. She’s a vulture.

@DangerBunker Can you go back to sleep please and dream that he’s been removed from parliament 🤞🏻

I had this weird dream that Australia had run out of fuel, Chris Bowen had a paid job and we had a gay PM galavanting around the planet on an international begging tour. Then one of our last fuel refineries blew up. I'm going back to sleep. #auspol #DangerDan #Australia

@RobertDJobson @BBCWorld Spot on! The King needs to grow a pair and fix this rubbish ASAP. Every time they open their mouths they trash the institution they are pretending to be a part of. If he won’t fix it he needs to hand the reins to William.

G’Day, Your Non-Royal Highness January 2020. Sandringham. Cold. Awkward. Historic. The late Queen sat her grandson down and delivered the kind of verdict that tends to stick. Half-in, half-out? No. Working royals or not working royals. Pick a lane, preferably before lunch. Harry picked. The world moved on. Australia apparently missed the memo. Harry and Meghan are currently conducting what the charitable might call a private visit and the less charitable might call a tour — with engagements, appearances, and the general ambience of people who have definitely not retired. All of this, delightfully, in a country where their father and father-in-law is the actual, current, reigning King. Not a former King. Not a King-adjacent associate. The King. Charles III. On the money, on the flag, the whole arrangement. Harry, for the avoidance of doubt, is not the future King. Not at present. Not on the current order of succession’s greatest hits. He is a private individual. With, the Palace helpfully reminds us, bills to pay. Here is where it gets spicy. Australian taxpayers — bronzed, stoic, already paying for an actual monarchy they didn’t exactly ask for either — are picking up at least part of the security tab for this non-tour tour. For a non-working royal. In a realm belonging to his father. If that sentence reads like a riddle, that’s because it essentially is one. The Sandringham Summit was meant to be the finale. Clean break. New life. California dreaming. Everyone shook hands. Some of them meant it. But a quasi-tour is not a private holiday. A private bill is not a public expense. And the Australians, bless them, deserve the same consideration as any other taxpayer currently wondering how any of this happened. Still. At least the weather’s nice. Probably.

Harry and Meghan join Aboriginal walking tour in Melbourne bbc.in/3Qav4jr

Imagine waiting 73 years to accede to the throne of England only to destroy it in 4 years. King Charles is weak. He should either move aside or cut his grifting son loose once and for all. As an Australian he is making a total mockery of your institution.

@Matt_Camenzuli E) all of the above

What is the biggest problem facing Australia right now?