Austin Dychiao

Good morning Twitter friends! In celebration of the #Oscars this week we take a look at the legendary Twilight Saga. I had lots of fun writing this one, hope you guys check it out! enacko.com/2022/03/27/twi…

Don’t forget to tell your loved ones to have a Merry Christmas.

I feel very unaccomplished when I spend all day doing nothing and just get an hour of work in at night. But then I also kinda feel like Batman.

I think I’ve finally overcome my fear of public toilets. I’ll even skip the DIY toilet seat cover depending on how dangerous I’m feeling.

@jk_rowling does the Wizarding World also struggle with inflation of Galleons? Or is that a muggles only problem?

Hammer Charles Oliveira being illuminated by God.

Just got my health card that’s been expired since 2021 renewed. After a 2 year break I can finally live dangerously once again.

Sorry babe can't talk right now, LeBron James is about to break the all-time scoring record.

@enacko1 Aggressively Average

@Tobigbobaniyi @l_ukiyo That dog in him.

@l_ukiyo Did Levi have something in em? Haven’t finished?

They warned him bout Levi like he was a titan 😭😭😭

@Tobigbobaniyi I think LeBron James beats them both.

Father Time loses to Mr irrelevant then what do you think what happens?

Huge respects to people still wearing masks, now that’s commitment to the bit.

The day the NBA season starts is who New Year’s Day thinks he is.

I’ve just recently written the MCAT, the test I’ve spent the last 3 months preparing for. With it over I’ve lost a sense of purpose. I know what I have to do…I’m gonna steal the Declaration of Independence.

House of the Dragon episode 1 was the perfect apology letter to Thrones fans. Apology accepted.

I love this sport. #ufc278

Longest run-on sentence I’ve ever read.

@JackPeplinski This is the most difficult captcha I’ve seen in my life.

Best captcha I've done.

Make Austin weirder!

The Boys is the best on going TV show right now.

The Theory of Nothing is a great podcast with devilishly handsome and hilarious hosts.