The man on the Clapham omnibus

BREAKING _ Max du Preez applies for job of Iran's Supreme Leader. "I've got a FU beard and I block free thinkers on X...I am perfect for the job".

Ain’t the free market a bitch?

@AlanJBaxterCpt @RomanCabanac True. So I gave mine away to family members. Much better than leaving them in a will because you can experience their joy.

@AustinFriars @RomanCabanac It’s been on my mind to do likewise, but from what I’ve seen one gets relatively little for them?

Rate the collection so far.

@kimberleypipet @BenGrahamUK Makes no sense Janet.

@BenGrahamUK Something unethical has been happening. Clear as day.

NCP has gone into administration. They’ve been running car parks since 1931, and somehow ended up £305m in debt. Surely the maintenance for a car park is simple: ticket machines, barriers, lights, and occasional cleaning. How can a business model literally based on people paying to park go bankrupt?

This will bring instant economic relief to the poor……or maybe not. news24.com/southafrica/ne…

The immense cost of BEE @politicsweb politicsweb.co.za/opinion/the-im…

@Keanubtc Didn't you know that the Khoisan made the Cape the Monaco of Africa in 1400? The Bantu were still busy killing one another up north so not sure why Frogboiler is chirping.

Cyril Ramaphosa: "We built ships with cow dung and sailed the seas long before the dutch did"

@kudu_biltong @MandieLoweSA Soon to be renamed Ayatollah Khameini Internationa I reckon.

@AustinFriars @MandieLoweSA This tracks because the only renamed airport that still operates is called Cape Town International.

The airport in Port Elizabeth used to be called H. F. Verwoerd Airport. Then everything was renamed, now it's Chief Dawid Stuurman International Airport in Gqeberha. Sounds fancy, but there's no electricity and no generator. Welcome to the Dark City, I guess.

Cyril Ramaphosa and billionaire Johann Rupert used in financial scam mybroadband.co.za/news/security/…

@SkyeZedA Love is in the air........

Find someone who looks at you the way Adriaan looks at Cyril.

@gndzongana @Joeypits Why on earth would I have been in a 'black community' at night....unless I had picked up a woman of the night with a huge ass?

You did not walk at night in Black communities because your parents and community leaders instilled in you the belief that Black people are dangerous. For the same reason, even after 1994 you avoided walking at night in Pretoria: you never trusted a government led by Black people. This has nothing to do with actual crime rates, it stems from your own racist and criminal mindset.

We haven’t walked at night in Pretoria since the 90s.

What has driven the gold price down from $5400 to current levels (apart from more sellers than buyers)? I was expecting $5800.

Islamic scholar has a message for all women: “If your husband abuses you, you should be a good wife and tolerate the abuse. If you leave him, your only options are to become a prostitute or go back to your father’s house and bring shame!” How can women follow such a religion?

@Askash Are we surprised that landlords prefer Air BnB rather than a longer let to some sleazoid who will withhold rent knowing the law is on his side?

For all the times that I have seen this question in the comment section, finally, here is your answer😅 I asked Ann-Suhet Marx, Director at VDM Attorneys, if a landlord can legally change the locks when a tenant stops paying rent... The answer is no. That’s unlawful eviction, and it can land you in court fast.

Says it all.....shameless grovelling by Frogboiler.

@Wanderlust_2024 @usanewshq He might send her back into space and leave her there if she gives him any shit.

Anyone who understands human psychology knows this is the look a woman gives a man when divorce is imminent

@No_Drama_Lama_ @AustinFriars Came here to post this, and saw yours 😂

@No_Drama_Lama_ @SkyeZedA Brilliant contributions.

@SkyeZedA @AustinFriars 🤣🤣🤣🤣 great minds 😜

BREAKING _ Max du Preez applies for job of Iran's Supreme Leader. "I've got a FU beard and I block free thinkers on X...I am perfect for the job".