Austin Galyon

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We at @CISAgov greatly value the partnerships and efforts of researchers, hackers, academics, and any others working to find and responsibly disclose vulnerabilities, which makes us all more safe & more secure. (1/2)

By this definition, my cat walking across my keyboard and sitting on the F12 key is now a serious, punishable cyber crime.

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First of all, your social media apps are not listening to you. This is a conspiracy theory. It's been debunked over and over again. But frankly they don't need to because everything else you give them unthinkingly is way cheaper and way more powerful.

My experience programming is 1% writing code and 99% fixing my own typos. It's time for a Friday break.

A quick reminder of why "it's only metadata" is a bad argument...

Melvin Capital can short squeeze deez nuts, I'm holding the line until your fucking building falls over

Folks on my TikTok asking questions like “is 27 too old to learn to code?” NO. UNLESS YOU ARE ACTIVELY BEING EMBALMED YOU CAN LEARN TO CODE

How capitol police handled disabled protestors fighting against abolishing the ACA a few years ago:

A good thing to remember when comparing this with the police response to BLM is that it is perfectly legal - and in fact a sacrosanct right of democracy - to participate in protests, whereas it is a literal federal crime to perpetrate an armed insurrection of the Capitol building

Black people have been killed for just existing. Black children have been killed for just playing. These people stormed the U.S. Capitol and they were told they were special and loved. Its so blatant and maddening.

There is no evidence that the antifa movement — a loosely organized collective of antifascist activists — stormed the Capitol on Wednesday. nyti.ms/3hNqSAZ

Let me be very clear: if all we do is accept the certified Electoral College results and go home, we would have failed our country. We must impeach Trump, or have the 25th Amendment execute, or have @realDonaldTrump resign. Congress cannot just go home like nothing happened.

matt gaetz literally just claimed that antifa stormed congress. on the floor of the house of representatives.

Serbia Deploys Peacekeeping Forces To U.S. bit.ly/3pSGNAE

The ransacked office of the Senate Parliamentarian:

Knowing House IT stuff, I don't think I'd sleep well until the networks were rebuilt from scratch and every computer wiped and the internals visually inspected before being put back in service. Every printer, every copier. Every nook and cranny.