Austin Whitlock

@bbaakkeerrr I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.

tell me what you want

If Football and Golf switched commentaries. 😂😂

Oh btw I’m building a cyborg dragon

@JesseWhitlock16 Stop acting like it then

I feel like some of my family actually thinks I'm secretly a 5 year old disguised as a 17 year old. Would be nice if you'd all stop treating me like that. 🙃

The rumor that I’m secretly creating a zombie apocalypse to generate demand for flamethrowers is completely false

Congratulations to the Tesla crew and South Australian authorities who worked so hard to get this manufactured and installed in record time! apple.news/AnM79rCgXRFSvm…

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Throwback to when Cheltenham Town unleashed the greatest free-kick ever...

@Just_JD38 😂😂😂

@Just_JD38 Thank you!

@JesseWhitlock16 @paytynatwood986

In school, curiosity is hardly ever taught or nurtured, breeding legions of students who’ve lost all love of learning.

In school, students cheat because the system values high grades more than students value learning.

@realDonaldTrump Hi Donald, sorry only just saw your tweet now.

@GreatGoDZeuS @GarrettG34 @normaldude7 @NRGgg @RLCS @RL_Jacob @RocketLeague @SizzDoe @Dappuh @GoingRogueGG @Renegades G2 as an org has never made rlcs lan.