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@NBN_Australia sent.

@AustralienLlama Hey there, could you please private message us with your address? We'll see what is going on. Thanks, Mason twitter.com/messages/compo…

@NBN_Australia civil remediation was completed at my house a week ago but I'm still not connected. I have a green optical light on my NTD, can you please remote activate me already??

I fucking hate real estate agents.

Hey @riotgames @VALORANT can you stop the constant enshittification of the UI? PLEASE?!? Battlepass? Store? AGENT LOOT? They were fiiiiinnnneeee bro. -_- Why do they keep getting worse and worse????

@Telstra Here is a screenshot showing the app version. I am on S24+, Android 14.

@AustralienLlama I have the android app, same version. It looks to be just your local copy. The offer definitely includes those unlimited speeds, so by all means submit the change; I've asked the broader team to check their apps and keep an eye out for others reporting same - Matthew

So @Telstra y u lying?? One page says 'fastest download speeds on our 4G and 5G network' and then the next says the complete opposite. Liar liar pants on fire.

@Telstra I opened it in Brave on my Android phone, and the website says nothing about the speed being restricted. Perhaps it is only an Android app bug? Where's that can of bug spray..?

@AustralienLlama I'm pulling together info to bump it up the food chain. Do you have a PC available to log in and test at - telstra.com.au - I'd like to pin down if it's your account or just your app. - Matthew.

@Telstra Currently on 180GB/$80

@AustralienLlama Thanks for trying. When I try to replicate on the app, I have nothing above 'When will it happen'. What plan are you on currently? - Matthew.

@Telstra Closed app (by swiping it up), checked play store... it's up to date. On Android. Your pants are less on fire now..... can they be extinguished?

@AustralienLlama Thanks for raising this. I'm struggling to recreate that second image. Both on our site and in the app the $70/50GB Basic plan includes the Ultimate speeds. Can you step out of the app entirely, check for updates, then try again from scratch please? - Matthew.

Ever since @internode got sold to @iiNet the service has gone to absolute shit. Customer service is shit and slow. And I can tell they dont care. Been an Internode customer for over 10 years, think it's time to leave. @superloopau , what's your customer service like?

@riotgames needs to make a ElderFlame 2.0 bundle. And this time the dragon should be animated on inspection, too.

I miss the @weatherzone forums.

@VALORANT i don't like the way you changed the skin selection menu. I haven't played in like 6 months, fyi. I preferred the sideways scroll to what it is now. With love from someone insignificant.

Wanted to try the Zinger Kebab... got a... zinger garlic twister? No tabouli, standard twister wrap... Dafuq @KFC_AU

@maccas Nah cause what the actual fuck is this shit?? Where are the physical tickets? Who tf even gets receipts any more? Cause mine sure as shit didn't come in the bag from drive thru!

1 in 3 chances to WIN every time you play Monopoly at Macca's®.

@NBN_Australia, your website says there is an unplanned outage in my area due to a power outage.... @UnitedEnergyAU says no power outages anymore and still no net... did someone forget to flip a switch back on, or are the techs on smoko?

Uber eats can eat my ass, fucking useless cunts.

How does one escape the existing trap

I am a piece of shit

My bff is too fkn good for me.