Auto Johnson

Best airline best social media admin. Keep being great @united 🤘

@AutoJohns0n #nomachinecanreplaceautoj

@is0j0e One of many options #mastersfornoreason

@AutoJohns0n #LawSchoolorBust

Would be way more worried about AI taking my job if I wasn’t a poli sci major #totallysafe

Mumford and sons type of night #agh

My life has been a movie recently #thisis40

Ohhhh my gawdddd

Yeah chick fil-a 12 count large with a Coke and side of Mac please #fatfuckfriday

@AngryKlaxon Me hearing this news

Had a dream that @AutoJohns0n wasn’t the goat. Woke up immediately because even my subconscious self knew that couldn’t be true

@Stacksppr And you Stacks!

@AutoJohns0n Enjoy the weekend auto!

Weekend vibes incoming

Shirt too long shorts too short People think I’m #uptosomething

How it’s gonna feel when I see #11 on the lineup card today #Boone

Reminder that he is the only player in the world who can make plays like this. Congrats superstar, you’re back where you belong.

@FanaticsBook Argument to be made 2026 KAT better than 2014 Duncan

New York Knicks, meet the 2014 Spurs 🤝

@AngryKlaxon @is0j0e

@is0j0e Same for me

Good afternoon to the BV, Quick question for yall. What you guys paying for a cut these days, getting mine cut tmw and been thinking about how it gets more expensive every time I go

@AngryKlaxon Just got mine for $6.17 sweet deal #currencyconversiondox

3:05-3:38 of Smooth Criminal is the best run of any song in the history of the universe #itmeansmore

Good morning twitter world, and a good afternoon to @AutoJohns0n

No flash. Just outs and crack rocks. Tim Hill.

@AutoJohns0n You remind me of the babe What babe? Babe with the power