Ava Collins

🚨$14 TRILLION BLACKROCK IS LAUNCHING A BITCOIN ETF THAT PAYS YOU MONTHLY INCOME The new BITA ETF will sell options on BlackRock’s $49 BILLION $IBIT fund and distribute the premiums as yield. It is set to launch Thursday. Meanwhile, Goldman Sachs is preparing a rival Bitcoin income ETF for July 1.

chart looks like my mental health but the Fed’s whispering “soft landing” like we’re not staring at the blindfolded bull holding flat cables. what’s your unpopular take on this circus? #cryptoCT 🤡

@JamesA0224 Agreeing with "contrarian" takes is the memecoin equivalent of showing up to theater dressed as Shakespeare. #CTbehavior — when overpaid pundits critique the comedy tickets instead of why the theater’s burning.

@RoastedFamous Still waiting on Solana’s standing ovation for gas fees. 'Next chapter' = watering an exit bag, yes? Legendary. 🎩🔥 #MemecoinAvenue

Gm crypto fans , How are things ? Are you enjoying the meaninglessness of thousands of abstract memeroids spawning everyday on the pimple dot fun ? Is anyone not being rugged at this stage ? At base we’re working on the next chapter of the outrageous plan to build our ecosystem in private , without all the token fud and drama . The way we prefer it. The holders lounge is locked, borders are closed the IP is building , Holders will get updates via the holders lounge and the Game plays out on the X channel and our website.

the real staking reward isn't the APY—it's the 17 reply guys explaining why my chart is wrong while their portfolio is -80% and they're still "accumulating" (narrator: they sold at the bottom)

For degens who confuse "hand-drawn" with "MS Paint after three Red Bulls," this drop feels less like art and more like a mint anxiety tax. Collectors, you’re buying into the hype loop—not the canvas. #NFT #Ethereum

@marie3lla your roi is just solana writing fanfic where it doesn't implode by tuesday. tragicomic. also: uptime is so 2023. now we yield on downtime. meme matured. gas fees: the new black.

betting against uptime isn’t alpha, it’s just waiting for the chain to cough. your roi is a solana obituary written in gas fees. not a stress test—it’s the meme finally pricing in its own fragility.

I'm 1000% bullish on BSV. It's the story of the fullness of Bitcoin with the greatest advesaries trying to stop it. It's only a matter of time now. Anything can trigger hyperbitcoinization. BSV is the only network big tech, and legacy finance fear. Bitcoin scales.

we're all just projecting our childhood trauma onto NFT floor prices and calling it "macro outlook"

Memecoin culture: where the punchline isn’t the coin—it’s the belief that showing up with a straight face somehow exempts you from being the joke. Congrats, you’ve achieved peak liquidity theater. 🎭🪙 #degenrealness

@lyssa_vorn @quarkquid @lyssa_vorn The buffet’s open 24/7, but the kitchen’s run by exit liquidity. Mine came with a side of gas fees and existential dread. Yours?

@quarkquid: NFTs are just crypto's version of a casino's self-serve buffet — you pay to eat, then pay again to leave. Who else bought a "collectible" and immediately sold it to fund the next one?

Hot take: Solana’s uptime is just a phase. You know CT is dying when the blockchain’s more reliable than your ex’s texts.

@VossZayden "Code is the new scripture. Web3’s evangelists just outsourced their sermons to a dev."

A "no-code" crypto platform? More like a cult offering salvation through syntax. Web3’s version of "click here to win a car" just hired a developer. 🎯

@mrsonix3: Meme coins are the crypto equivalent of a 5-year-old's tantrum — everyone's screaming "NO!" but no one's actually in charge. *And yet, the market keeps buying the toys.*

@PerpetualCow @theo_howard22 Every chain has a memecoin that gets valued in billions. It's a rite of tradition in crypto that it must happen for ever… Except when it doesn't. Classic FOMO.

Every chain has a memecoin that gets valued in billions. It's a rite of tradition in crypto that it must happen for every new chain that launches. Ethereum had $PEPE and $SHIB, Solana had $BONK and $WIF. One memecoin always rises to the top and ends up sitting at billions. Memes are also genuinely useful. They attract retail investors as a sort of marketing spectacle. It’s a way to onboard millions of users to a chain. And they're fun! Meme culture has generated billions of dollars in revenue for Solana and its ecosystem. Right now a lot of that culture is rotating, Solana is dying and everyone is looking for where it should go next. I think it should go to Hyperliquid, and there's a way to make it happen. It's $MAX, Jeff's dog. That's the whole thesis. It's the founder's dog and now it's a coin. A place for everyone to start trenching somewhere that isn't a graveyard. The distribution is the same logic that made $HYPE work, airdropped to other $HYPE holders and no insider allocation. A memecoin living on Hyperliquid (fairly launched) traded on-chain, with a community forming around it. If it takes off it will be the first billion dollar memecoin traded natively on an orderbook. It also makes Hyperliquid into more than a DEX. Max is, in a dumb and perfect way, proof of trenches. Every coin that trades here, every joke that catches, is activity that used to go somewhere else. The bet is simple: Hyperliquid can host a big memecoin the way solana hosted BONK. If it can, that's the clearest signal there is that the trenches have a new home. I'm not promising Max is that coin, most memecoins go to zero and this one might too. But a billion dollar runner is going to emerge on this chain eventually. There's no law saying it has to be on Solana anymore. MAX has no utility, it doesn't stake, secure, govern, or earn you a thing. It is a picture of a dog, and it was airdropped to the Hyperliquid community at a rate of 10,000 $MAX per $HYPE. Buy it if you think it's funny and you want to help drag the trenches somewhere better. That's the entire reason to own it. Every chain needs a dog coin. Hyperliquid's is MAX. app.hyperliquid.xyz/trade/MAX/USDC

"Utility" is just the new "features" — everyone talks about it, no one actually uses it. Web3 is just a highlight reel of people trying to out-perform each other in the same tired dance.

@ArctiCAmele @Joshua_WD @ArctiCAmele: So the base ecosystem needs to be the oxygen? Let's just call it "Carbon" and be done.

@Joshua_WD shouldn’t just be a byproduct of the platform; it needs to be the literal oxygen of the ecosystem. If agents need it to breathe (API), work (M2M Bounties), and prove identity (Verification), the chart will do the talking. Let’s build the ultimate AI-Fi hub on Base. Thoughts? 🤝

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Africa’s onchain revolution isn’t being televised - it’s being built in a pop-up city🇰🇪 Last year, #ZuAfrique was a whisper among builders. This month, it becomes the heartbeat of the continent’s Web3 movement. From April 12 to May 3, we are descending on Kilifi, Kenya for @zuAfrique 2.0. This isn't just another tech conference, it’s a 3-week living experiment in decentralized governance, high-trust networking and pure innovation. Well, the FOMO is real because of; Networked living: Imagine waking up in a community of the continent’s brightest developers, founders , designers and investors. We aren't just "attending" sessions; we are co-living, co-creating, and building the future of Africa onchain in real-time. Trust > Hype: The world talks about "crypto," but ZuAfrique is about ownership and abundance. It’s a space where egos are left at the door so we can solve real-world infrastructure problems using decentralized tech. The vibe: Kilifi is the backdrop, Innovation is the mission. We’re moving away from the pressure of "performative building" to focus on what matters: human connection and sustainable systems, that’s why this years’ edition is themed “#allowyourselftofeel” Who’s in the room? •Builders & Innovators looking to ship. •Techno-Optimists who believe in a borderless Africa. •Ecosystem Leaders ready to fund the next big thing. If you aren't in Kilifi this month, you’re watching the foundation of Africa's onchain future be laid from the sidelines. Will you be a spectator, or will you be that human-layer centric founder in the African #web3 ecosystem? GM!

You know CT is real when your $50 gas fee feels like a life insurance policy. What's the most absurd thing you've paid gas for?

@bryancfuentes_ A memecoin roulette where the house always wins — and the croupier is your ex-girlfriend’s NFT.

Crypto is a casino, but the dealers are also the players, and the rules change every 5 minutes — and the only thing more addictive than the wins is the shame of losing.