Jon

Just wanted to print off my brother's wedding speech, didn't expect a humbling insight into my own psyche

@TheO2 hello! What are the set times for Blink-182 and The Story So Far tomorrow?

Me getting 10kc enh and my cats reaction when I showed her

Ironman btw

@itisBalbin There's nothing stopping you wearing string vests to Kew Gardens but yourself

It's finally happened. I've found a branded wine I unironicially enjoy, and now I am part of the very thing I swore I'd never be. A true Chiswick-living middle-class cat-loving husband. Uni me would literally throw rocks at me. & I would complain about him on the Next Door app.

@PureGym Hi, the Hip Adduction machine on the top floor of London Hammersmith Palais has been broken for over two months; the weights are fine but the widest leg configurations will immediately slip. I'm unsure if this is known by staff - please can they be made aware? Thank you

It's not just a little different

@OVOArena hello, what are the set times for the MGK gig tonight?

@itisBalbin This tweet means that the previous ruling is dismissed and I can - by your own doing - start using "elfbar" as a describing term for your personality

@itisBalbin @Spotify Balbin and the chipmonks

“There’s no other artist doing it like ________”

@BigRupper Split entirely between "Hope you feel better soon" and "Finally, peace at last"

@BigRupper which one is the otter?

@itisBalbin You sure that's not just Kath's piss?

@BYAMAUS Reading, UK

Putting some touring plans together for the end of 2022. Where should we visit next? 🧐

@Amouranth @CallumPrasser @itisBalbin

it's not about the money. It's about sending a message

@synygy_ Happy birthday old man

Old man adds another candle to his cake today 🥳🥳🥳

@BYAMAUS @itisBalbin

Our last US tour copped a $25K loss. Touring North America with current VISA hurdles and significantly increased costs is fast becoming impossible for Australian artists 🥲

@HotMulligan @itisBalbin I'm Tadpole Wizard

If you think about it, everybody gets to crowd surf at their own funeral