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i needa smoke a blunt w this bitch

@Raul57482298417 @IAPolls2022 my dad

@IAPolls2022 Who, Who the +12 that approve Jeffrey Epstein?

Approval Polling: 50 Public Figures 🟢 Barack Obama: 60-34 (+26) 🟢 Conan O'Brien: 48-22 (+26) 🟢 Pete Buttigieg: 48-28 (+20) 🟢 Josh Shapiro: 34-20 (+14) 🟢 Cristiano Ronaldo: 23-9 (+14) 🟢 Gretchen Whitmer: 33-20 (+13) 🟢 Bernie Sanders: 51-41 (+10) 🟢 Kai Cenat: 15-6 (+9) 🟢 Cory Booker: 34-26 (+8) 🟢 Ben Shapiro: 29-21 (+8) 🟢 Mark Levin: 19-12 (+7) 🟢 Gavin Newsom: 44-37 (+7) 🟢 AOC: 41-35 (+6) 🟢 Hakeem Jeffries: 33-27 (+6) 🟢 Kamala Harris: 51-46 (+5) 🟢 Joe Rogan: 33-28 (+5) 🟢 Thomas Massie: 17-12 (+5) 🟢 Wes Moore: 17-12 (+5) 🟢 John Kiriakou: 11-6 (+5) 🟢 Marco Rubio: 40-36 (+4) 🟢 Barron Trump: 29-25 (+4) 🟢 IShowSpeed: 12-8 (+4) 🟢 Adin Ross: 13-9 (+4) 🟢 James Fishback: 11-7 (+4) 🟢 Joe Biden: 50-47 (+3) 🟢 Charlie Kirk: 39-36 (+3) 🟢 Stephen A. Smith: 22-20 (+2) 🟢 Zohran Mamdani: 33-32 (+1) —— 🟤 Hillary Clinton: 45-46 (-1) 🟤 Bill Clinton: 44-46 (-2) 🟤 Mike Johnson: 30-32 (-2) 🟤 PlayBoi Carti: 10-12 (-2) 🟤 Clavicular: 10-12 (-2) 🟤 Ron DeSantis: 35-40 (-5) 🟤 Nick Fuentes: 14-20 (-6) 🟤 Nancy Pelosi: 42-50 (-8) 🟤 Chuck Schumer: 34-42 (-8) 🟤 John Thune: 16-25 (-9) 🟤 Candace Owens: 18-28 (-10) 🟤 JD Vance: 42-53 (-11) 🟤 Laura Loomer: 11-23 (-12) 🟤 Lindsey Graham: 26-41 (-15) 🟤 Pete Hegseth: 28-44 (-16) 🟤 RFK Jr: 36-53 (-17) 🟤 Pam Bondi: 23-48 (-25) 🟤 Tucker Carlson: 27-54 (-27) 🟤 Ted Cruz: 35-41 (-6) 🟤 Benjamin Netanyahu: 26-48 (-22) 🟤 Kanye West: 18-60 (-42) 🟤 Jeffrey Epstein: 12-82 (-70) @TPSIOfficial | March 20 | RV

im genuinely obsessed w the ai pollster guys rn sorry. polling jeffrey epstein's approval rating is hilarious

i think these r the ai pollsters again but repubs being more approved on immigration than guns is honestly fascinating. what even happened? do people suddenly want more regulation or did the salience drop too low for people to care anymote?

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

@dite_online @guess_what_mimi yes

@guess_what_mimi Is this the freakyy hacker chick lady?

i should stop complaining about pete having infinite momentum if he's the only thing standing between newsom and a nomination atp

a freeway costs $50-200 million per mile to build and we don't ask it to turn a profit. a train line proposes the same price tag and suddenly it needs to be self-funding by 2031. the infrastructure we subsidize reveals what we value and we have chosen the car every single time

people are like you just need to apply to 10 jobs a day meanwhile each of the jobs want you to write them 1500 words of uniquely tailored sycophancy & then manually input your cv into their custom application form 3 different times

finally competence-first leftism

let’s see how long that stays up

it’s amazing how they think they just just use brute force and violence to make anything work. how are those dimwits standing in a circle near security and making everyone uncomfortable going to make lines move faster?

hello i’m a Republican strategist who’s made it my life’s work to have people own military-grade firearms and be car dependent. i control every branch of the government and decided to start a war that will make gas $10/gallon and my entire base commutes an hour each way in SUVs

>about to hang myself >kick chair >i fall to the ground >i look up >Om Nom is sitting opposite me >he Cut the Rope

as frustrating as all this must be for travellers, it is very funny that the TSA is eating shit. like sorry you're not getting paid to waste time doing racism and transphobic bodycams. guess you're gonna have to walk your ass 30 feet and get a job at the $300 headphones store

white people be dying in "pickleball accidents"

Being short 3000 controllers and still letting planes go about normally is such a clear image of how casually these companies and organizations will risk people’s lives.

@Revcide PLEASE

@Avarisce Can we please kill him?

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@JDCocchiarella 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 id idnt even see this

Top tier trolling

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