Avery Jones

my biggest pet peeve: when ppl watch YouTube videos at full volume while I’m trying to relax things my boyfriend does frequently: watches YouTube videos at full volume while I’m trying to relax

Assassinate a lavender latte maybe

now this is strategy

if kamala harris becomes president it’s bc of this edit

girl…with these gun laws, EVERYONE is taking a bullet for this country. he ain’t special.

babe are you okay? you haven't said bumpin that at all today....

Girl this concert is about to be a senior marketing manager networking event

oh you’re in a relationship? which one of you has haunting nighttime anxiety where you contemplate the world and death and your ultimate purpose and which one of you falls asleep in 10 seconds

folklore people are punisher people and evermore people are stranger in the alps people

Fuck the NRA and Fuck The Gun Lobby.

Mass shooters don’t choose the AR-15 because it looks “cool.” They choose it, because they can kill upwards of 30 people before needing to reload. On Sept 28th, 1982, 12 year old Mary Kellerman was hospitalized after being poisoned by a killer who laced a bottle of Tylenol that was on a store shelf, with cyanide. She died the next morning. A day later, six more would die from poisoned Tylenol. By October 5th, Johnson & Johnson had issued a nationwide recall of 31 million bottles of Tylenol, and launched a massive advertising campaign to get people not to consume any of their products that contained acetaminophen (Tylenol) The 1982 event inspired a rapid and radical shift in how certain products were sent out, quickly prompting manufacturers to start using tamperproof packaging. Untold lives have been saved in the years since. The crisis management response by Johnson & Johnson is taught today as a model of corporate public relations and public safety. These fucking shootings should be SIMPLE to fix. We KNOW how to rapidly bring about a massive reduction in school shootings and the senseless deaths of children and staff. We KNOW how. It’s not happening, because organizations like the NRA spend millions upon millions of dollars to make sure GOP politicians do NOT allow those solutions to be implemented. The NRA rewards the GOP for allowing our children to continue being slaughtered. It’s NOT that we don’t know how to crush this. That, has never been the problem.

Incredibly saddened by the news of the school shooting in Nashville which has claimed at least three innocent lives. If only Republicans in that state cared more about banning guns than they do about banning drag. 😞

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@lizzo The familiarity of the fear they live in is more comfortable than exploring what they don’t understand.

A former manager crushed me with her "direct feedback". Her kick in the teeth sent me on a quest for kind & effective feedback. Here's how you help someone grow (without being a jerk):

me & @evajadeee

#BREAKING: Campus police at Michigan State University issued a safety alert at 8:31 p.m. Monday following gunshots reported outside Berkey Hall. According to the MSU Department of Police and Public Safety, police are currently on the scene. At least two fatalities confirmed.

so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:

watching your editor review your copy live in the Google doc is like being awake during surgery

PR, day in and day out, has to be one of the most emotionally imbalanced careers you can possibly have. One day it's like, "millions of people saw this thing I did!" The next day it's like, "my email was opened - I think?"

a big one. please, for the love of god.