Sam Lambert

My Cursor Compile talk is up. My entire talk was done LIVE with Composter 2.5 agents. Even the slides were made in code and they reported the live status of the sharding operation while i spoke about other content. youtu.be/zxvyO5vnknI?si…

@BitWise32 this is the way

@samlambert honestly this is awesome. I have been thinking about using it for our MCP server. I don't want the MCP traffic to consume database resources needed by our application users, so traffic control will definitely be useful for this reason and many others. We’ve decided to migrate from Azure Flexible Server to PlanetScale!

i’ve been in databases 15 years and i’ve never seen a feature as good as traffic control. insane that nothing like it existed before a MySQL company showed up in Postgres land.

@jrysana does your gaming PC have traffic control

@AnthonyHagi possibly in the future but there’s no near term plans

@samlambert Is there any chance we’d be able to get a single node, PS-5 instance for mysql / vitess?

new node in the PlanetScale line up

@worm_emoji also not happening

@samlambert My email is in bio!

@worm_emoji lol i am not sharing our margins on twitter

@samlambert how much money do you make when someone rents something like this?

@B3achPleas3 soon

@samlambert multiregion for postgres wen?

the mutuals have assured destruction

the miasmas have cleared

@isaacinthesky the list of grievances goes back way longer than that i just picked a popular one

@samlambert the british really out here hating the french for shit that happened in the 1400s

byeeeeeee france

@isaacinthesky agincourt wasn't for nothing

@samlambert spoken like a true brit

@seatedro its so funny. they say set pieces constantly.

american commentators are straight up ass

@chrismunns i doubt it

@samlambert It’s coming home?

@jjacky its so bad

iunno how they did it but autocorrect is even worse in ios 27

@HSVSphere @nikitabier i just found 3 genuine DMs i did not want to miss

@samlambert @nikitabier main tab / requests|spam

@skeptrune i have not taken a waymo in a year for this reason

waymos are very slow to get places i'm directionally bearish on founders or otherwise supposedly busy people that swear by them feels unserious

@skeptrune i would love that

@samlambert i just wish it was a touch hotter

SF is really making up for yesterday’s weather.