t3ylar

• Childhood was the freemium trial • Adulthood = paid DLC with no refund • Most “adults” running default scripts, no upgrades • Healing ain’t linear, it’s patch notes • Rest > grind, but rest is part of the grind • Silence is underrated AF • Most things aren’t personal, just projections • You won’t save them. Focus on your own protocol • Love isn’t fireworks, it’s quiet consistency in chaos • Your body keeps score, fr • No one’s coming. Be the glitch in your lineage

@justalexoki Where can I find an 8 foot tall woman? Asking for a friend

this is doing shit to me i don't like

@RaminNasibov Nature is truly amazing

The blood moon eclipse looks amazing 🌒

@signulll Pro tip: this works best if she doesn’t have your number saved in her phone

if you like a girl, only text her at 12:12, 1:11. 2:22, 3:33, etc. she will think it’s the universe talking to her, not you.

@0hour1 NPCs are so real

Welcome to Michigan 🥴🥴🥴🥴😂

@boneGPT How do you cut those nails?

i have made a terrible mistake

@BohemianHacks Is this why my blueberries are crunchy sometimes?

@tomieinlove My car’s horn is so embarrassing, I vowed to never use it out of anger again. I think they cooked when they added that feature tbh

Does honking your car horn have a purpose Has anybody improved anyone else’s life by pressing the “I’m upset” button Who benefits from making their car go reeeeeeeeee

@justalexoki Yet another banger. Taoki does not miss

asked wife if she wanted a massage and she said "yes but no funny business" but she did want funny business. women are a peculiar species

@earlyxbt Looks like a dream

sitting here

@strwbcom sudo rm -rf /

what’s the terminal command for making friends?? 😭

@thechosenberg If she doesn’t fuck on the first date, why is she on dating apps? 🧐 The math ain’t mathing.

Your modern dating landscape, sir

@djcows The simulation goes way back

???

@riomadeit Everything reminds me of her

feeling inspired today

@BohemianHacks @mickyxblicky @1casie @ULTRAMAGlC Being tagged in this is an honor btw

who’s your best friend on tpot?

@wesbos Use it as a space heater

My sister gave me her old Mac Pro What should I do with it?

@strwbcom Throw in a napkin and you have yourself a deal

@AxionDrift yes dont worry 😭😭😭 (2 cookies a day)

grandma is still in the cage btw

@boymoderology @grrberr 4 hours of battery life 😭

@grrberr It’s sort of the MacBook of windows laptops. But, no, they’re not even close

@BohemianHacks I will never stop

@1casie The void spit me back out again

@AxionDrift we never left

We are SO back