Ayanfe 𓃵🤍💙

I post about 📈 trading discipline & ⚽ football banter. No hype, no fake lifestyle just lessons, structure & honest takes. If you’re here to improve your mindset, welcome 🤝

@CFCPys They shouldn’t be here keh ? Brooo look in the mirror you shouldn’t be here in the first place 😂😭 Get the fuck out of my club

🚨 Rosenior: “You are playing for Chelsea, I am managing Chelsea and if you can't handle that, you shouldn't be here." (SKY)

Retweet this to taunt an Arsenal fan 😂😂

Meanwhile that is Rosenior equaling Maresca’s Premier League losses in the less games. More losses in all competitions and more goals conceded already all in less games 😂😂 Don’t worry, all of us will learn together

Can someone tell me what tactics Rosenior is using?

Lol Palmer this manager is good ? Okay nah

KYLIAN MBAPPÈ at 27 559🏟️ 423⚽️ 155🅰️ 578G/A 1.03📊 22 career trophies 🏆 MONACO 34 G/A Won Ligue 1 against a dominant PSG side .Won it for Monaco after 16 years league title drought. Scored 6KO goals in CL Ligue 1 YPOTS PSG 308matches 256 goals 91 assists 347G/A 1.13📊 Club Top Scorer Most Goal contributions in their club history Most CL goals in their club history Most CL KO goals in their Club history Most Goals scored by a player in the Parc de Princes Most goals scored by a player in the Coup de France Titles Ligue 1 (6): 2017–18, 2018–19, 2019–20, 2021–22, 2022–23, 2023–24 Coupe de France (4): 2017–18, 2019–20, 2020–21, 2023–24 Coupe de la Ligue (2): 2017–18, 2019–20 Trophées des Champions (3): 2019, 2020, 2023  LIGUE 1 Most ligue 1 POTS in its history(5x) 🥇 Most ligue 1 POTM in its history (11x)🥇 6 x top scorer consecutively ( most in its history)🥇 Top 7 scorers in its history and 1st in the 21st century Only player to have been top scorer & top assister in the same season in their history 🥇 Ligue 1 winner ( x7) •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• REAL MADRID •98🏟️ •84⚽️ •10🅰️ •94G/A •Most goals in a debut season in Real Madrid history •Most goals scored in La liga by a player in his debut season •1st European golden boot winner in Madrid since 2015(won by CR7) •1st European golden boot winner in La liga since 2018 (won by Messi ) •Only player in history to score hattrick at Camp Nou and Montuic •Only Madrid player to score in all tournament in a single season (7) •Most goals scored in a single calendar year.( joint leader with CR7) •Scored in all finals (4 goals 1 assist)he has started. •Only Real Madrid player in history to score 40+ in first 2 seasons. •🏆Intercontinental Cup •🏆 Uefa Supercup •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Champions league 98 matches 70goals 25 assists 95G/A •Most goal contributions in CL since he debuted in 2017 .No player has more. •Top 6 UCL top scorers of all time •Top 6 CL KO goals (players who has more is CR7 ,Messi ,lewa ,Benz & muller) •Top 6 UCL KO goals contributions •2nd most away goals in CL KO phase (16) only CR7 has more •CL golden boot 2023/24 •Most away UCL career hattricks •Most Champions League knockout round goals scored by a teenage •Most Champions League knockout round goals scored under the age of 21 •Youngest French player to score a hat-trick in the Champions League •Youngest player to score a hat-trick away from home in a Champions League knockout match ••••••••••••••••••••••• France National Team 🇫🇷 •95 matches •56 Goals •40 Assists •96G/A •🌟Most Goal contributions in French national team history •🌟Most assists in French history •🌟Most WC finals goals in Football history •🌟Most WC KO goals in football history •🌟Most Goals scored in all finals in French history (5) •🌟2nd most goals scored in Euros & World Cup (13). Only Papin has more (14) •🌟6th WC all time top scorer (12) needs 4 goals to be the all time top scorer in WC history •🌟Hattrick in a WC final •🌟WC golden boot winner •🌟WC YPOT •🌟UEFA Nation league golden boot winner 🏆WC winner 🏆 UEFA Nations League WC silver ball 🥈 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••• •INDIVIDUAL AWARDS •Kopa Trophy (1st ever to win it ) •Golden ball •Gerd muller trophy •WC YPOT •WC golden boot •European Golden Boot •La Liga Golden Boot • 6 Ligue 1 Golden Boot •UEFA nations league golden boot •IFFHS top scorer of the year 2022 x 2025 •IFFHS men’s team of the year (x4) •Globe soccer award 2021 •Globe player of the year 2024 •Ligue 1 POTS(x5) •Ligue 1 TOTY(X6) •UCL golden boot •FIFA Pro TOTY (x5) •UEFA TOTS (x4) •French player of the year (x4) •Top 10 of the balondor since his debut ( only CR7 & Messi have more) •La liga POTM(3) •REAL MADRID Player of the season.

@Blue_Footy Then wtf is your job brooo😂😭 God what did I do to deserve this silly coach ?

🗣️ Liam Rosenior: "We had four games in nine days and it was a lot for the group in terms of the standard of the games and the intensity of the games. If I look at each game, it has come down to a loss of concentration and focus in a moment that has snowballed into the rest of the performances." ~ @ChelseaFC

The kidnappers just called me again. They said today is her last day to live. My younger sister has been in kidnappers den since on Monday. Nigeria Police, DSS, Nigerian Army, NSA @PoliceNG @PoliceNG_CRU @OfficialDSSNG @NuhuRibadu @BTOofficial @aleeygiwa @TunjiDisu1 @CspIniedu @Brightgoldenboy @HQNigerianArmy please come to our aid. Please rescue my sister alive.

@premierleague @ChelseaFC Ahhh it’s like Chelsea paid for PR😵‍💫💔

Here's to more Moises Caicedo screamers 🚀 The @ChelseaFC midfielder has signed a new contract until 2033 ✍️

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everyone say thank you to this edit 😭

I’m not in my best mental health right now. Life is so full of burdens and pressures that I no longer find my favourite things exciting. Lately, I haven’t asked for much. I woke up every day wanting and hoping to be okay.

@NigeriaStories It’s really tiring mehn💔I pray they are all found safely 🙏

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@FabrizioRomano You should be on a red too 😂😂😂

🚨⚠️ Toni Rüdiger: “It’s better I don’t speak about the referee. Did you see the red card?”.

@_falsi1ke @trendsflair Bail is free The police is your friend

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I AM NOT A FOOTBALL CLUB

@FabrizioRomano Is this one mad ?😂😭 God why me?????

🚨 Liam Rosenior: “Even Pep Guardiola and Jurgen Klopp, they had a year to solve things out”. “I came in January! But I know I need to win now...”.

@ChelseaFC @IconB2000 I just know we are winning this match

24 hours to go! ⏳ #CHEMCI

Depression real die

@sparkliin @sharafa_basit Make Offset and Lil Tjay dey call the issue them get now “rap beef”. Egbon yi dull gan oo😂😭

Go ask King Von.” Bro, King Von is dead, shot and killed by his ops. That’s not beef, that’s v!olence. “Go ask Vector.” Same Vector had beef with MI Abaga around 2019 or thereabouts, and they both roasted each other on their records. That’s what you call beef. If at every little provocation, your next resort is violence, you need to check yourself. Lastly, If you badly want that violent lifestyle, please relocate to America and spark up a beef with Quando Rondo. Reply to a diss with a diss. Stop calling for violence every time. Peace ✌🏼