Analyse

you can see my dedication in procrastinating my chem homework considering I haven't come on twitter in months.

inorganic chemistry? a walk in the park.... organic chemistry? ISIS attacking said park with a carbon bomb. My eyes are crossing taking notes on these chapters.

IM SO SICK OF BEING SICK

Here to say I was indeed next.

@huffcatsexboots reconsidering

I think I need to come back to Twitter....or "X" or whatever this is now. I need more procrastination options.

Every day is Halloween in mortuary school. (If you look hard enough my restorative art teacher is holding his actual dog)

I’ve sneezed like 30 times. Everyone at school has been getting sick and I stg if I’m next…

I really went 6 months without Twitter huh? bout to double it and try again.

My psychiatrist tried to correct me when I said I'm in 12 classes this quarter thinking I meant 12 credit hours. HA wouldn't that be nice.

@RobbyJ380 @BigReasrch Hey do u know of anyone else with a bib they aren’t using? TC marathon was cancelled today & I’m from Chicago anyway so looking for Chicago 🤞🏻🤞🏻

@BigReasrch lol yeah my boss gave me his bib for the Chicago marathon in a few weeks. It’ll be my first one

Something light for the Saturday

Does anyone know of or have an extra bib for #chicagomarathon next weekend? Since twin cities cancelled 🥲 #bankofamericachimarathon

Today’s Twin Cities Marathon has been CANCELED. Runners got this email less than 3 hrs before the start of the race. What a gut punch.

I never use twitter anymore and omg the amount of DMs from people asking questions about their pets... I swear I'm not ignoring you just DM me on IG next time

Haven’t ran a marathon since 2019, idk what people even do for nutrition while running anymore so much has changed. & I’m not about to force myself to take nasty ass Gu again. 🤢

@mikeyeetz Congratulations!

The face of a cold blooded leg humper. 1 more day until his boys get chopped.

My sweet sweet Beau turned 10 years old today. He’s such a perfect old man and our family is so lucky to have shared his cuddles and love the last 10 years ♡ now wish this good boy a HBD!

Obsessed with my bf. Incase you forgot.

@huffcatsexboots My son 😩