Rev. Robby Jordan

Fuck where was this 3 months ago

She turning on my point til I kirk

As per his wishes Charlie Kirk’s emergency blood transfusion has been sent to Israel

We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk jezebel.com/we-paid-some-e…

Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it.

Should be public execution for all to see-you will end this bullshit fast!

Fucking my coworker and hitting on my neighbor. If I’m not dead by Christmas it’s going to be a miracle.

Bob Dylan Hurricane EDM mix

Stopping in the middle of sexting to ask if she’s ever seen the sopranos

You’re in her DMs I’m in her Dad’s truck’s Bluetooth playing Tyler Childers at max volume

Starting a handyman service but instead of fixing anything I run out of the room saying the house is haunted and that’s why it’s fucked up

No one tells you this, but if you wear a polo you can walk around any building in downtown Chicago

Mapping out my local Best Buy for when the riots pop off in Chicago. I’m painting myself brown and getting a new living room

Get in line buddy

Chicago Pope please bless the Bears

@okstate @okstatepres He sold me adderall in the upstairs of Edmon Low

The OSU/A&M Board of Regents today have appointed Dr. Jim Hess as the 20th president of Oklahoma State University. The board's decision removes the interim title @okstatepres Hess has held since February, appointing him to a three year term at #okstate.

@RLHoitzII @TeddyBthe3rd @BenNSyd3r @honkey_talks Omw

@RLHoitzII @TeddyBthe3rd @BenNSyd3r @honkey_talks Lock in

Cocaine is a hell of a drug