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Otw

The summer I tom’d petty

@babaduke_ I’ve always liked Torniquet

Ambulette is a beautiful name for a baby girl

@LoboExplosivo Just got so hyped for Olympics tweets

this what a drunk cig feels like

Biden’s debate was a low key 9/11

He must know the aliens and our future or something cause ain’t no way he doesn’t want a new candidate unless it’s necessary to keep Joe for The Plan

@timheidecker The only thing I can count on

Thank you for the goosebumps @PostalService @dcfc @jennylewis

@larsonsleepblog I saw this in a dream

I've been working with autistic people for 6 years now and the absolute one thing I've learned is— everyone finds beauty in their own way. There is always another perspective. They also don't understand when I say "what's up?"

Swampcore is the theme of the 20’s. Remember this

@benjaminopowers ❤️❤️ always will remember the times there

Before my dad passed in October, the Land Trust, an urban green area that he helped found behind our backyard in Atlanta, wanted to award him its first ever”Unsung Hero” award. The plan was to award it in December on his 80th birthday. He wasn’t able to see it, but I got my framed copy today and I’m proud of him.

Arthur Smith—you were exciting. Showed me thick boy cool. But damn did ya let me down. Sorry to see ya go but I know you’ll do better. Rise up falcons new era coming

@AtlantaFalcons @kylepitts__ @tylerallgeier25 @Bijan5Robinson One of a kind giveaway huh? Think I saw that last Sunday

A one-of-a-kind giveaway‼️ RT for a chance to win this signed @kylepitts__, @tylerallgeier25 and @Bijan5Robinson picture 📸 #ProBowlVote

@ashNpuff Why did I think this was Waffle House

Well yes!

Just remembered when a couple years ago I tried to get back into exercising by buying a $200 skateboard. Tried it in the driveway once, ate absolute shit in front of my neighbors laughing at me and was cut up everywhere. It’s been in a closet ever since. Time to try again

@createthematrix I had a whole plan for tomorrow at 9am. Fuck the leaker! But damn, that is the trailer of trailers. Haven’t stopped watching or thinking about it. Yall have done the best work and I can’t wait to experience this

We put a lot of hard work in to that trailer. Hope y’all love it.

Not even Salesforce can tell you what Salesforce is with Matthew Mcconaughy ads…yet I have to use it everyday as basically a ghetto google drive because my company pays for it. Good for them

I have three reoccurring dreams: nuke goes off and we all die, my tooth is in serious pain and falls out, or I crack the glass on my phone. Five days ago I learned I have to have a root canal after serious tooth pain, today I dropped and cracked my phone—not looking good!???!

Me watching Netflix while browsing twitter and listening to YouTube Bigfoot screaming sounds: These iPad babies are so fucked