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@polo_kimanii Absolutely.... that kambuzi guy us a sell out.

Kimuzi na hiyo sura yake gumboot huwezi sema ako na 50 million sahii. Proper rural bred bandit. Kimuzi unajua ni mtu amelelewa kwa shida sana,his hair says it all. You can tell he is still recovering from Malnutrition or marasmus,one of the two. Kimuzi nyumbani ata dawa ya kuumwa na tumbo hawangepata,walikua wanamkorogea jivu anakunywa. But despite having such money now he still feels insecure. Yani hamaanini niyeye. He still tweets like a kawangware degenerate,has a 24inch samsung TV, and 2 pairs of New balance shoes. Ile poverty ilifanya yeye mbaya sana. He is still traumatized. I dont think he will ever find a girlfriend

@moneyacademyKE Some people will sell it to the gvt and allocate bigger chunk to themself later.

President William Ruto has directed the government to buy idle land in the Coast region within 90 days and redistribute it to squatters. The move will cover areas in Kilifi, Kwale, Mombasa, and Taita Taveta.

@AussieProud51 @Gabbar0099 Data not authentic its based on assumptions...How did you get the data in a failed war torn country...

Highest rates of prostitution in the World : 1.Thailand (Buddhist) 2.Denmark (Christian) 3.Italy (Christian) 4.Germany (Christian) 5.France (Christian) 6.Norway (Christian) 7.Belgium (Christian) 8.Spain (Christian) 9.United Kingdom (Christian) 10.Finland (Christian) Highest rates of theft in the world: 1.Denmark and Finland (Christian) 2.Zimbabwe (Christian) 3.Australia (Christian) 4.Canada (Christian) 5. New Zealand (Christian) 6.India (Hindu) 7.England and Wales (Christian) 8.United States (Christian) 9.Sweden (Christian) 10.South Africa (Christian) Highest rates of alcohol addiction in the world: 1.Moldova (Christian) 2.Belarus (Christian) 3.Lithuania (Christian) 4.Russia (Christian) 5.Czech Republic (Christian) 6.Ukraine (Christian) 7.Andorra (Christian) 8.Romania (Christian) 9.Serbia (Christian) 10.Australia (Christian) Highest homicide rates in the world: 1.Honduras (Christian) 2.Venezuela (Christian) 3.Belize (Christian) 4.El Salvador (Christian) 5.Guatemala (Christian) 6.South Africa (Christian) 7.Saint Kitts and Nevis (Christian) 8.The Bahamas (Christian) 9.Lesotho (Christian) 10.Jamaica (Christian) Most dangerous gangs in the world: 1.Yakuza (non-religious) 2.Agberos (Christian) 3.Wah Sing (Christian) 4.Jamaica Posse (Christian) 5.Primeiro (Christian) 6.Aryan Brotherhood (Christian) Largest drug cartels in the world: 1.Pablo Escobar – Colombia (Christian) 2.Amado Carrillo – Colombia (Christian) 3.Carlos Lehder – Germany (Christian) 4.Griselda Blanco – Colombia (Christian) 5.Joaquín Guzmán – Mexico (Christian) 6.Rafael Caro – Mexico (Christian) And then they say that #Islam is the cause of violence and terrorism in the world and want us to believe that. Who started World War I? Not Muslims. Who started World War II? Not Muslims. Who killed about 20 million of Australia’s indigenous people? Not Muslims. Who dropped the nuclear bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima in Japan? Not Muslims. Who killed more than 100 million Native Americans in South America? Not Muslims. Who killed about 50 million Native Americans in North America? Not Muslims. Who kidnapped more than 180 million Africans as slaves from Africa, of whom about 88% died and were thrown into the oceans? Not Muslims. First, we must define terrorism or understand how terrorism is viewed by non-Muslims. If a non-Muslim commits a terrorist act, it is called a crime; but if a Muslim commits it, it is called terrorism. We must stop dealing with double standards.

@polo_kimanii True wamasweat...even BBC journalist were wondering what kind of craze...

What am I seeing! Jamaa zimejaza thika road in red ati zimeenda town kucelebrate kikombe ya Arsenal? You know such nonsense is what motivates these mzungus to want to recolonize us again. Aki kwani nini mungu uliacha nizaliwe huku,si ata ningezaliwa antartica nikae na mapenguin

@polo_kimanii Lesson learnt never troll people you are in same what app group...it will haunt you someday ..

@polo_kimanii Karma working tirelessly.... sometimes back you said walalo ladies hawaogi.... only for you to recieve the same banter.. mkuki kwa nguruwe.....

My brother Kevin,Unajua some of us work,Extremely hard. Mwanaume kama mimi kuambiwa nanuka jasho is not an insult,can never be. But you wouldn’t understand,when kairo employed you trying to rescue you from your underfunded alcoholism,2 hours later you were asleep under a car. Jasho utatoa wapi? You are a loser with a chronic illness I will not disclose. Claiming to have rich parents but the truth is your parents know very well you cannot survive without them,you are as feeble as a deflated penis. Umetoka rehab juzi day 2 umerudi kwa chingli. So how can you lecture a grown man like me whom families depend on, about sweating,you have never sweated. You only sweat when you’re fainting after imbibing chang’aa. Mimi ni mwanaume bana,my name is Kimani,not Cinderrela. You have no range to lecture me on hygiene,my sweat comes out as a previledge that I have done my part of the day,yours comes out as a punishment from your worn out cells

@polo_kimanii Sawa mkuu ulisema zile solar zako WATER RESISTANT ni pesa ngapi MAiJII..

But Some of you are panicking too much. Yet You’re going to be just fine,just keep your head up. Kwani sisi tumefutwo kazi mara ngapi? Tumekua karibu kurudi ocha mara ngapi? Tumeambiwa mara ngapi we will never amount to anything because we look hopeless? Bwana some of these things you just take them easy. Stop running around and breathe, and also Relax,You’re not going to die. Jobs will come and they will go. You will meet new people and the ones you think you can’t live without now,will be nothing but fading memories. Maisha bado mrefu sana.

@kajairo0 Juu ya sympathy...

Polo kimani anaeza fanya career yako ya twitter iishe😭😂

@mohammedhersi Chabba and dudukwe have eaten that things for decades and no ebola...

Watu wangu wa DRC please.....Uganda is now on Level 4 travel advisory by the US Government. Get into real farming and leave these primates alone who have 99% DNA similar to humans.

@bradiaga17 @polo_kimanii Methali..

@Azdi33 @polo_kimanii Is it not haram for you to even type nguruwe?

@Waiganjo0 @polo_kimanii Sio wote

@Azdi33 @polo_kimanii Lakini hawaogi! Heri kunuka jasho kuliko jasho +marashi, walalo waoge bana

@GinsonMurangiri @polo_kimanii Sio wote

@Azdi33 @polo_kimanii Ni ukweli hawaogi.

@polo_kimanii We mzee report to the nearest car wash... or we call the bull fighter

@ngosas @polo_kimanii Huwezi elewa...

@Azdi33 @polo_kimanii Sasa mkuki na ngurue na jasho zinaingiliana wapi my lord🤣

@Broadbasedgal That is what @Mwafreeka wanted to to do to @polo_kimanii ...

This video of Boni Khalwale pouring cold water on a police officer shows why this joker should not be a leader Fernandes Barasa tutam

@MurimaMaestro He started the fight if u follow the clip keenly... and the ladies defended their uncle ...now he play victim...You can't visit pple home and start the fight...

Afande Denno decided to treat 3 Somali young mothers with supper. A few minutes later, Afande Denno was receiving a kichapo cha kelbu from their brother & some other women. Nyumba hulipii rent, chorea chorea😁.

@MasterMaliq Arsenal winning Premier league and champions league.

Non Muslims keep saying the Quran has no prophecy. Fine. Show me the Biblical prophecy unfolding RIGHT NOW before our eyes.

@Footballtweet Low budget neymar

His name is Taha Ali, and he’s just been called up to Sweden’s World Cup squad. 🇸🇪 The insane part? He was still playing FUTSAL until 2020 and didn’t make his First Division debut until he was 22 years old. From futsal to the World Cup in 6 years. 🤯

@M8Kenya The gvt is aware and hosting them...for unilateral gains.

Ive been saying longtime, Lets take care of our borders, Im called a racist, bigot, tribalist Now our kenyan sovereignty is being undermined by Somalis jubaland forces The government should protect our oromos, gabbras and rendiles

@mohammedhersi Unfortunately if we look back at their recent history with Haiti,West Africa states ... we must worry ...They are after their interest at the expense of others...

#whyilovekenya I have seen some of my fellow Kenyans disapproving of this France-Africa summit happening in Nairobi. If the same summit was hosted in Addis or Kigali, the same Kenyans would be frothing at the mouth about how Kenya has lost its mojo. Others even claim that we are betraying our West African brothers who parted ways with France. Kenya's foreign policy should be guided by Kenya's interests, not by other countries' grievances. France is the EU's 2nd largest economy with a massive tech, industrial, and agricultural ecosystem. A summit opens doors to aviation partnerships, agricultural exports like tea, coffee, and cut flowers, and tourism .France alone sends millions of tourists across Africa every year. These are tangible benefits: jobs, forex, and market access for Kenyan producers. France is also home to Airbus rivalling Boeing. As for "betraying" West Africa, each African nation navigates its own relationship with former colonial powers based on its own history and circumstances. Kenya was never a French colony. We carry no CFA franc burden, no French military bases, no Françafrique baggage. West African nations are sovereign and fully capable of advocating for themselves. Many of them, including Senegal and Côte d'Ivoire, still maintain active diplomatic and economic ties with France themselves. If they still engage Paris, who are we to boycott on their behalf? Should Kenya also boycott China over its treatment of African debt? Should we cut ties with the UK over colonial-era atrocities? Solidarity is important, but it cannot mean economic self-sabotage. We don't feed our children with pan-African slogans. We feed them with trade, investment, and opportunity. We must learn to separate Kenya The Republic from political parties. The moment you do that then you may wear the rational lens. As always I choose to remain an optimist