Ryan

I am Speechless!! I just witnessed the greatest ever goal scorer bag a hattrick at OT in the Stretford end ❤️ VIVA RONALDO !!!!!!

Dean Burmester just played the “Lion’s Den” hole while wearing a South Africa shirt in front of his home fans. As soon as he hit it he knew it was good and walked straight after it with his hands up. He’s vibing out there 🇿🇦

Most certain things in life: - Death - Taxes - Diogo Dalot getting into goalscoring positions and blasting it over.

They've got to change the rules on corners, its just a royal rumble.

People always get very defensive about this but the reality of what this team are shows itself every time we face sides like this. We’re a transition team, we have been for years. It’s why we’re never anywhere near winning titles, we have no idea how to play with possession.

Bruno crossing from wide & Josh winning the header, the formula we could’ve done with 45 minutes ago 👍🏼

08 united? You couldn’t even beat 26 united😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I wanna go on the piss with Dorgie Best

Dalot is a embarrassment to the shirt. The fact he has been here for so long sums up the state of the club

A shambolic season yet again, INEOS have also been a complete shambles too, sold us all dreams and we fucking bought it. Where’s Wilcox when things are going south? He and Berrada represent the leadership of the club, address the issues and tell us how you’re going to fix them. This deliberated wait for an interim manager is a joke too whether it’s Carrick or Ole, just make a move you clowns.

Imagine people happy we're losing because we sacked the worst manager in the club's history? So called Man United fans are happy we're losing bcos of a manager with 15wins in 14 months. You'll are mad!

I really fcking hope whoever our next manager is gets rid of Dalot

Diogo Dalot is rage bait in human form. Literally, everything he does on the pitch is infuriating.

… naturally. Go ahead and sit back, it’s in their fucking “dna”.

Eish

The darts has been a thousand times better than any football I’ve seen this Christmas.

The standards of this club need to change or we’ll go no where👍🏾

@Malachians Jack Fletcher, Mantato, Ugarte, Casemiro, Dorgu. This is what we had left to chase the game. What were you expecting to see…? Zero accountability for the fact we’re decimated by injuries having to play shite academy kids in Premier league games. Squads a mess.

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gaffer, fans & players having a civil war on the timeline and we haven't even fuckin' played yet.