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@LALMuse @ShamsCharania Lakers fucked

🚨 The Lakers have hired Rohan Ramadas as a new Assistant GM today, per @ShamsCharania He was the former Pelicans vice president of strategy and operations

@GangsterCinema A cuban jew

At one point John Travolta was going to play Manny in Scarface, but they went with unknown actor Steven Bauer because they wanted someone who was actually Cuban. At the time, Bauer was a struggling actor being pigeonholed into becoming a soap star. He explains… "I left Hollywood because I wasn't getting really good roles, I was getting stupid roles in television, and I was like, "Fuck, I gotta get in." And I met Stella Adler, the great teacher, and she said, "Come to New York, darling, study with me. "You have to become an actor." So I went to New York. So I'm in New York for like a year, and at the end of the year, I'm starving - my agents in Hollywood think I'm absolutely nuts, and they're like, "You've gotta come home, or at least go in for a soap opera in New York, you have the right type, blah blah blah" And I'm like, "No, no, I'm not doing that." And they're like, "But you're gonna starve." And I go, "I'll deliver furniture." - So I was delivering furniture. And then on my last day, finally they come in, "We have a meeting for you. An audition for a TV movie, and maybe for another independent feature." And I go, "Okay." "So we'll get you the airfare and come home." - I go, "Okay, I'm coming home." So I'm in New York on that last day, and my manager calls me, she goes, "Wait, before you go to the airport. They're casting a movie with Al Pacino, it's called Scarface, and it's a remake of an old movie. And the second lead is a tall, handsome Cuban boy, who's fun, and that's you - It's to play his best friend." And I go, "Yeah, what shot do I have with that!?" And they go, "No, they want someone new. They want someone new." - So I go uptown… She (the casting agent) opens the door - and she goes, "Come in, come in, come in, come in. Sit down, tell me who you are. Tell me what you've done. Tell me what you're working on - You've done theater? - “Yeah”, and television? “Yes." “You speak Spanish?" - I go, "I'm Cuban." And she goes, "You're really Cuban!?" And I go, "Yeah." And she goes…“Hang on a second…" (Imitating phone dial) - Regular phone, no cell phones - “Yeah, yeah. Brian, I found your guy. Right in front on me! "I found Manny, I found Manny. I swear to God, you got to see him. Can you see him?...okay, I'll send him over” - click. She goes "Go down to - the Village on Fifth and Eighth Street. And go see Brian De Palma… I got in a cab, and there was so much traffic that I had to get out of the cab and run the rest of the way to the Village. Because I was stuck in traffic! And I was running out of money! I had no money left! So I run to meet him, and he opens the door, and he's very lackadaisical. He's very aloof, Brian. And he's like, "Mm….yeah, you look…yeah, I can see it…are you really Cuban?" I go, "Yeah, I'm really Cuban." "Can you really speak Spanish?" I go, "Yes!" And he goes... "Wait, I'm gonna call Marty Bregman. He's the producer. He's in LA." He calls Marty... "Marty, I have this kid. He's perfect…yes, he's Cuban…." He gets up and he goes, "Okay, go to LA. Go see Marty Bregman tomorrow. Go to his office. He'll give you a script, learn it, and in two weeks we'll fly you back here for auditions."…And I was like, "Fly me back? I didn't have enough, I couldn't pay my airfare…" And then I get home, and I tell my agents, and they say, "John Travolta's playing Manny." And I said, "Wait, John Travolta's playing Manny?" "Yeah." And I go, "No, no, no, no. They're telling me I have a good shot at it." And they go, "You're an idiot. And you believe everything you hear." …And they were fired, obviously (laughing). They work on Wall Street now… That’s really how it happened. I met Bregman, and Bregman said, "You're gonna do Scarface." Just like that in his office - And I said, "But, but, how do you know?" - he goes, "You're really Cuban, right?" And he goes, - "I don't want a star. I don't want a superstar. I don't want another star. I don't want a prima donna. I don't want any of that. You're gonna do Scarface.”

@usykaa Thanks champ 🍻

They say it was tense watching my fight with Rico😄 Guys, I just didn’t want you to be bored, come on.

@MMAFighting Bro never had a shot

Rico Verhoeven releases first statement after controversial ending to Oleksander Usyk fight and calls for a REMATCH. 👀 👏 🔥

@GUXSquallNoctis Honestly if she's clean why not. We've all seen her work

Nah I NEED to know wassup with niggas and this hoe fr fr

@NFL @AdamSchefter He the next Doug flutie

Ravens signing undrafted free agent QB Diego Pavia to 3-year deal. (via @AdamSchefter)

@FearedBuck Got cheated on by the nice guy

Megan Thee Stallion accuses Klay Thompson of cheating on her in her IG story. “Cheating, had me around your whole family playing house... got ‘cold feet’ Holding you down through all your HORRIBLE mood swings and treatment towards me during your basketball season now you don't know if you can be ‘monogamous’???? bitch I need a REAL break after this one.. bye yall”

@adryanashton He lookin like cam boozer out there

this genuinely the stupidest play i ever seen like Jabari had NO reason to throw this pass he legit wasn’t even getting pressured????

@GuruLakers Jj rather play laravia than knect. Fml

Jake LaRavia is having the worst case of the yips I’ve ever seen. He was bad for the last 3 months of the regular season and somehow he’s found a way to be worse…. Mother Of God awful in the playoffs. He can’t play vs OKC and I mean at ALL!!!!! He literally is begging JJ to rescue him from him mins.

@Vision4theBlind Nba money too good to pass up nd he's still better than most.

This is so strange to me. LeBron is 41 years old. Why are you still playing? Like just go away. It tells me there's more to this story. He knows once he retires that little club he is a part of is going to want something in return

@unusual_whales Lfg! I'm about to go crazy trading the pennies

BREAKING: The SEC has reportedly eliminated the Pattern Day Trader rule, replacing it with a new intraday margin system. The requirement to maintain a $25,000 balance to engage in day trading is being scrapped.

@stockplaymaker1 Hell ya. Holy shit. Bout to go crazy on the pennies.

🚨Breaking: The SEC has approved getting rid of PDT rule 🤯 Now everyone under $25,000 can lose their full accounts $HOOD $BULL

@ChampRDS That's what ya get. Shouldve finished him nd then offered a rematch.

Jiri Prochazka says he felt mercy for Carlos Ulberg which led to him getting knocked out... 😬 "I felt mercy. I felt sorry for him. This is one of the biggest lessons of my life... it was in my hands and I just let him [win]." 💔 #UFC327

@HappyPunch Nd this was for the heavyweight title 🤦‍♂️

Jiri Prochazka said he showed Carlos Ulberg mercy before getting knocked out 😳 “F*ck. I felt so sorry for him. This is one of the biggest lessons in my life. I had it. I left him because I saw his injury. F*ck man.”

@MindOfHeadking Sex sells.

Made $83m from selling pussy just shows that men of this generation are cooked to a crisp.

@Lakers Please, fire that bozo pelinks. The guy who didn't run it back with that 2020 championship squad. What an idiot.

First Round, Playoffs: Home court advantage secured 🔒

@BrickCenter_ Fire this bozo

JJ Redick CALLED OUT the entire roster 😭 On Rui: “He wasn’t doing his job so I took him out.” On Vando: “It was a confluence of things he did wrong.” On Ayton: “He can’t catch the ball.”

@clintoptions Fuck ya

Fuck all you haters. Guess who’s going to be up $50,000 tomorrow morning 🔥 This is why I’m the best

@elia_mafhh Eh, I'll just stick with my clip

I really hope she turns this into a billion-dollar success.

@SportsCenter SC was just off nd it wasn't just one player. It was the whole squad. They couldn't get anything going. Missing open shots. Bad passes. Felt bad for them.

UNIVERSITY OF CHAMPIONS, LOS ANGELES 🏆 UCLA TAKES DOWN SOUTH CAROLINA TO WIN THE WOMEN'S NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!