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Azureus Blaze

@AzureusBlaze

The Down-to-Earth Foul-Mouthed Gamer Gabumon. I made walkthroughs to help. :^) Tries to keep it real with everyone. Always Moumantai. Sometimes Stream/Record

Florida, USA Katılım Şubat 2018
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Azureus Blaze
Azureus Blaze@AzureusBlaze·
And Ubisoft still lives. They might have been bought by Tencent but they're still going. A far cry from the desired result of the anti-woke being Ubisoft bankrupting.
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Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation

Tencent won

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Klara
Klara@klara_sjo·
I've always wondered what these ghost hunting shows needed, turns out it's a bit of Russian hardbass.
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Democratic Statistics™
Democratic Statistics™@DemocraticStats·
🚨🌀HELLDIVERS REACH SEASSE — SUPER EARTH CALLS FOR "URGENT LIBERATION" 🌀🚨 The Rirga Bay system has been liberated; and the first Super Destroyers are reaching Seasse's orbit. The Illuminate have built large Exospires, and a "Class-1" Exostorm is ravaging Seasse. Super Earth has declared a new type of campaign: "Urgent Liberation / Reclamation" ALL Helldivers are ordered to go to Seasse, and destroy these Illuminate buildings.
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Pincube
Pincube@Pincubepi·
At the Pace of Time.
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Count Dankula
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV·
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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kira 👾
kira 👾@kirawontmiss·
Japanese reporter: Why didn't you tell allies about the attack in Iran? Trump: why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor? bro what??? 😭😭😭
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Doochebag@no_one_quits·
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Helldivers NOW
Helldivers NOW@Helldivers_NOW·
All quiet in the bot front
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jawz
jawz@sayinshallah·
I’m laughing at the fact that zionist jews think a Messiah is coming down from God for them after all the scandals, murder, child trafficking, etc. they have committed in this world These people are absolutely insane to think what they’re doing is what God would accept
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JosephFox2@JosephFox_088·
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Azureus Blaze@AzureusBlaze·
@LitLanius @DecebalStalin Fall for what? Been enjoying the game since launch. Shit's fun when you don't have drama whores from either side yelling in your ear over shit you don't care about.
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IRL Loading Screens
IRL Loading Screens@IRLoadingScreen·
Just gonna paste this as a catch all response to some of the comments cuz im getting tired
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