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@frozenaesthetic Let’s just skip the whole dating thing and get married then! I bet you’d get sick of my silliness long before I get sick of yours.

Dating me sucks Stop asking me out

@nocontextmemes Nintendo

@ma1ybe That’s not very classy

If i find out my husband had a DNA test done after i just pushed a baby out, immediately i leave the hospital i'm leaving with my child and serving divorce papers.

@esjesjesj Cope and seethe loser

Right wingers discarded her so fast once it turned out she was woke

@BigRoboLad That robot is freakin’ adorable! I sure do hope nothing bad happens to it!

@GoyGems @RAWigger @GPrime85

Comic by @GPrime85

@SaltyBitch_52 HAT!!!

Funny birds 😂

@SolarLottery89 @DonieDarko3 She’s dead? 😨

Dude I randomly remembered this foid and checked her profile to find out she genuinely killed herself wtf

@giantfren I bet daddy is hard at working bringing in that good money for momma and the kids!

Zookeeper* of 5 Shitspawns*

@ShitpostRock2 Elite ball knowledge

@Dexerto Let’s just tie him up, load him into a catapult, and send him careening into a cliff face.

The viral Doorbell Intruder who claimed to be a fictional wizard has reportedly been found incompetent to stand trial Jason Thomas Nichols was seen on Ring footage shouting while attempting to break into a home and will now undergo a competency trial

@redbull Drunk driving down the highway going 100+ mph, at 3am, with my lights off, blaring white girl music

what’s the best combo with a Red Bull?

@hayasaka_aryan Literally

Shows for men: Supeheroes but edgy Space adventures Funny lawyer man Chemistry teacher becomes kingpin Shows for women: Porn

@TheBrianShapiro Murdered by drugs and bad decisions.

In MAGA land, it is " embarrassing and pathetic " to show empathy for a man who was murdered.

@messedupfoods The kid had to drive dad home.

@WiggerMaggot What is your next prediction Master Cheeks?

I called it

@RAWigger Kid is named Tton

@iKhylfred Where’s the rest of it?

Alone at Home (1/2) #CourageTheCowardlyDog #HelluvaBoss #Loona