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It's that time again!! Porch pirates beware u comin in like the grinch u gonna leave like Papa Smurf 😅

This is a masterpiece.. 😭😭

@ThomasSowell Here ya go. I'm paid in full!

Woman claims each African American is owed $300,000 in reparations from white Americans.

After ten years of saving lives, police dog Indy heard his name on the radio for the last time, and in the silence that followed, even the toughest officer broke down in tears.

@ImMeme0 Because Liberals are stupid?

As a long-time New Yorker, I still can’t get over Mamdani. How the fvck does a foreigner who’s never held a real job walk around with massive security guards, preach communism, and be on the verge of taking over the financial capital of the world?

@theblaze I'm not voting for him until he promises flying cars and robot servants in every homeless person's box!

Zohran Mandani: “We are going to freeze the rent and build housing for everyone who needs it! We are going to eliminate the fare on every single bus line! We are going to create universal childcare at no cost!”

@LauraLoomer She probably has her butt plug in backwards - & forgot to wash it so it itches.

Why does she bounce up and down like that tho

@realMaalouf If this guy went to school anywhere, he needs to give back the diploma and they need to give back any money he paid. It's obvious he's mentally unfit to make decisions about his own life. Oh wait, he's a democrat? That explains everything.

He claims Sharia is better than democracy and wants to replace American law with Sharia law. Thoughts?

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 When do we start The Purge???

Bro casually recorded his confession to arson

@MAGANationX Is there a conservative owned business where can we mail order sombreros? If each of us sends one to his office & he gets millions...

@mylesfrenchy @ABC @RapidResponse47 How about the Melania Trump Ballroom? That will cause leftist heads to explode...

@ABC Fake News ABC @RapidResponse47

President Trump will likely name his new $300 million ballroom after himself, according to senior administration officials. Officials are already referring to it as "The President Donald J. Trump Ballroom." abcnews.link/hZH494h

@TrumpsHurricane Invite me to your office DSO (Dime Store Obama). I'll tell you to your face what a joke you are, how you're an ineffective, impotent, sombrero wearing puppet placed by your your party because your 'complexion' makes you a useful idiot they need to stand out front looking stupid.

Hakeem Jeffries issues yet ANOTHER warning to those who think it’s funny to portray him in memes: “Say it to my face.” What’s your response to him ??

@SecWar Hey Department of War, I'm pretty sure the next time there's a huge Muslim Gathering shouting death to America in a US city, those are actually drug smugglers.

Overnight, at the direction of President Trump, the Department of War carried out a lethal kinetic strike on a vessel operated by Tren de Aragua (TdA), a Designated Terrorist Organization (DTO), trafficking narcotics in the Caribbean Sea. The vessel was known by our intelligence to be involved in illicit narcotics smuggling, was transiting along a known narco-trafficking route, and carrying narcotics. Six male narco-terrorists were aboard the vessel during the strike, which was conducted in international waters—and was the first strike at night. All six terrorists were killed and no U.S. forces were harmed in this strike. If you are a narco-terrorist smuggling drugs in our hemisphere, we will treat you like we treat Al-Qaeda. Day or NIGHT, we will map your networks, track your people, hunt you down, and kill you.

@saras76 Could somebody please show me these tax breaks for billionaires? I'll wait...

CNBC🔥: "The 3 yr setup for the expiration of Obamacare credits was put in when Dems controlled the 3 branches. "This is your own creation. NOW you want Republicans to do something you DIDN'T when you were in power?"

Did she uncover the real reason for the government shutdown? This is shocking! You won’t believe what Desiree Townsend discovered!

@bakwasbandkrein A-A-RON!

I'm pregnant and looking for a baby boy name that ends with “on” Help me out before my husband suggests Dragon again 🙂

@LibOrNormal Well the big problem with your argument, she ain't black!

I need you Trump supporters to grow a pair...

@DerrickEvans4WV Ummm who’s gonna tell her though?

@iAnonPatriot Well, most of them just made up the s*** they posted anyway. I don't think I've seen a factual story from a so-called journalist in about 5 years. My guess is tomorrow they'll report that we're going to war with Italy.

Fake news media reporters WALK OUT of the Pentagon, after refusing to sign new press rule agreements. 👀