God's Oracle

@salamioladeji @Berrychexplace Why him no impregnate him mother to bore him his children, about the guy did her favour by marrying her.

@Berrychexplace If it is with the husband's money and not jointly bought, o ma gba kam nooni, though it will be very painful, but in some scenarios the wife may have no say at all.

Buhahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂 I will respond in the cs

@Miss_Oluremi Make a scene out of it and don't forget to refer him to the relationship you broke because of his chochocho. Na him impregnate you.

When I was in college, there was a rumour that I had a child. Everyone talked about it. I was doing my clearance one day, and the staff in charge, a male, asked me about my child. I told him I had no child. He started advising me to look at the positive side, and there's nothing wrong with having a child at a very young age. So I gave up explaining. Years later, I met a guy, a potential partner we were good until he introduced me to his friend, who turned out to be that staff again 🤦🏽‍♀️ we related well. Later that night, I got a message from my guy asking about my child. I just knew the relationship was over because how do I explain to him that I don't have a child when his friend strongly believes I do. I couldn't stress myself, I just sent a break-up text as a response to his question. He pleaded, but I can't keep dealing with that. Guess what, I went to that school to make an enquiry with another partner and my friend, we met that staff again, and in the presence of my guy he asked again "how is your child?"😭

@itzchristunique When you dey sleep with someone's daughter to the extent you camp her in your house and got her pregnant without marrying her, she now died giving you a child.. As who to you?

This man lost his girlfriend during child's birth and the family took both the girl and the baby's corpse. They told him that he must marry her before they bury her and the baby. They have been cohabitating for years that we all thought they're married.. He later did all the marriage rites and married her corpse.. Some traditions are so weird..

@imriona They avoiding tax from tinubu regime

Anyone notice when it rains that worms don’t even come out anymore. What happened to all of the worms

@meemahnyako Angwa rukuba na Jos language or Hausa? If na Hausa language make una for change the ne of the area to una dialects... So that una go begin get clarity.

Currently at the Accident and Emergency Unit of Jos University Teaching Hospital (JUTH), attending to one of the victims of the recent Angwan Rukuba attack. A man was brought in, badly injured. He said his name is Tayo Johnson, and he’s from Gombe. He was only passing through when he got caught up in the violence. Sadly, he lost his phone and bag during the attack, and right now, he has no relative or contact person with him. He mentioned he works at TJ Printing Press in Gombe, and that he knows people around Plateau Riders in Jos, especially those in printing—he specifically mentioned someone linked to Mohammed Printing Press. Please, if you know Tayo Johnson, or anyone connected to these places, kindly reach out or come to JUTH A&E. This is a moment where humanity matters. Let’s help reunite him with his people 🙏 — at J.U.T.H. Posted by Philip James on facebook-(Angwan Rukuba Update)

@YourOptimalSVA Fabulously fabu! When you were a kid, Your father took bike home, I beg I old are you again? 🙄

What my father did when pastor demanded his car as seed – Actor Yomi Fash Nollywood actor, Yomi Fash-Lanso , has revealed what his father did when a Pastor told him to sow his new car into his life. Fash-Lanso, while lamenting how some so called men of God would use God’s name to defraūdd their members, said his father left the church without waiting till the end of the day’s worship. According to the actor, “When I was a kid, my dad bought a new car and drove us to church one Sunday. It was a pr0phetic service and our pastor was be!ng used by God that day to deliver pe0ple from p0verty. “Suddenly, our pastor looked at my dad and said, ‘Mr. Alamu, God is set to bless you’ my mum jumped up and shouted excitedly, ‘Amen!’ My dad was excited too. “The pastor then came closer, placed his hand on my dad’s head and prayed for him. As our pastor turned to climb the altar, the splrit of God told him something. “He stopped, looked at my dad and said, ‘Mr. Alamu did you buy a new car last week?’ ‘Yes sir’ my dad responded with much surprise on his face. “Then our pastor said, ‘God said I should tell you to sow your CAR KEY into my life’ “I was sh0cked that my dad did not argue with the pastor, he just put his hand in his pocket, brought out the car key and gave it to our pastor. “After about 5 minutes, my dad stood up, went outside the church, he didn’t even wait till the end of the service. I could see him entering Okada going home. “He must be very w0rried” I reasoned in utter fær and c0nfusion. “After a while he returned to church with the SPARE KEY of his car and drove the car back to the house. “I was so stunned at what I was seeing. “So when I asked him why he acted that way he said, ‘Oluwayomi’ always use your brain, the pastor asked for the KEY and NOT the CAR!’ “*Thanking you so much my BABA for impacting knowledge*. *So what can you say your own BABA TAUGHT YOU?”*

@OgbeborData Una suppose reduce his next rent then prepare to move out

My landlord just drove out the aboki that was our gateman out of the house and rented the house out Guess the amount? The new person just parked in today and the house rent is 400k per annum. The room can't house 3 goats honestly 😭 So you will literally have to come down to open the gate going forward Spreadsheet over perceived value

@Somlimokazi She's not only dealing with grief but also betrayal. She's more grief than you think.

My brother passed away, and at his funeral, his wife showed up perfectly dressed - full makeup, bright red lipstick. The moment his body was laid to rest, she turned around and left. When we questioned her, she said we should ask the woman he died with to mourn him instead. Yes... my brother passed away in a hotel with another woman. But still... how does a wife walk away like that? No tears. No goodbye. Just gone. Is this grief, anger, or something else entirely?

@maxnonso Don't forget that the major crisis in this world today started between the son of 1st wife & the son of sidechick, later the children of 2nd wife joined the son of sidechick to wage war against the son of 1st wife. Check the lives of those that married many in the Bible.

On my way to work today, I was listening to a sermon. Then the preacher said something that really made me pause He said the Bible doesn’t exactly condemn marrying more than one wife… but it also doesn’t encourage it. That part just stuck with me 🤔 So now I’m curious… is it right, wrong, or just a matter of personal choice?

@AdedoyinOo99252 @Femzydr1 Because she don't pretend doesn't mean she should be masturbating her 🐂💩 on people, hate. The igberaga is too much.

@Femzydr1 I love people like Funke who don’t pretend they give it to you as it is. Don’t come in front of the camera acting like we’re cool when we’re not. So why are you all blaming her ,toyin should also maintain her lane naw

Kunle Afolayan said when he was looking for a vibrant female actress who can act as Queen Arolake in his super hit movie Anikulapo, he contacted Funke Akindele and she demanded for 3.5m naira per role, Which he refused and looked for someone else, the moment she heard that they have started making the movie she stopped talking to him, even though they kept on meeting in different movies event, then he said he later contacted her just to congratulate her, on her latest movie success, but she told him not to ever talk or mention her name again, he said this on Arise Tv interview few days ago.

@wealth_prettyy 1. Dont rent a house that D landlord lives. 2. Dont rent a house where u share Nepa or Water meter. & dont forget to check D credit on D meters. 3. Best time to rent a house is raining season. a. Check D ceiling for roof leakages. b. Check D tap if water is running.

My landlord just made a new rule: you must buy all your food and provisions from his wife. Meanwhile, her prices are higher than outside. Sachet water is ₦600 elsewhere, she’s selling it for ₦700. If you come home with groceries, they’ll even check your bag like you’re smuggling contraband. Worst part? I just renewed my rent on December 1, 2025. 💔 This country will test you😭

@HonestarsenalF @wealth_prettyy Inheritance dependant has spoken.

@wealth_prettyy 2025 or 2026? Plus I don’t see anything bad with that innovation ,he’s giving you all shelter or do you think the rent you pay can build a house?

@AsakyGRN Wet in the boy mean na Yahoo Yahoo your son wan do, hacker and gamer Koh!

“My son’s school is constantly underrating and dismissing him. They’re having a career day next week, and all the pupils were asked what they want to become in the future. When it got to my son, he said he wants to be a gamer and a h@cker. But the director dismissed him and told him those aren’t real careers. She said being a gamer, working in tech, or cybersecurity are not real professions.” — Mother calls out her son’s school.

@GbengaWemimo I understand her pain, mine is different from ours. Going to motherless to adopt would have been made things easy for them. Or the husband should have insisted on her to bring half of the money while he brings half. With that money they would have successfully done a surrogacy.

I got a call from the Chief Security Officer of my former office He said he needed a loan of ten million Naira I asked him what he needed the loan for He said his wife had recently clocked 50 and she had never had a child, so he wanted to use the money to pay for IVF so that she could become a mother I knew he had children because while we were working together, he would often complain to other staff members who had children about school fees, the conduct of one of his daughters, and so on. So I said, "Papa T, I know you have three children, so your request is a bit confusing." He said after ten years of marriage without children, he got another lady pregnant and married her as his second wife. This lady was the one who bore him his three children. He said he eventually told his first wife about it, and she accepted the younger wife and children, but she still wanted to have children of her own. I asked him if they had been to the doctor and if the doctor had recommended IVF treatment for his wife. He said the doctor gave them options, including surrogacy, IVF, and some others He was earning a hundred thousand Naira a month at the church where he was working as CSO While he was working with an oil company, when he was younger, he had built a modest house at Alakuko in Lagos It was this house that he wanted to use as collateral to get the loan he needed for the IVF treatment. I applauded him for his steadfast support towards his first wife, but I told him getting a loan to do IVF when you don't have a means to repay the loan is a bad idea. I have sponsored the IVF of many people, and I can categorically say that IVF is not an exact science. I have seen it fail more times than it succeeded. I know those who did it nineteen times, only for the last one to produce children. I know those who did it fourteen times, ten times, five times, etc I counselled him to encourage his first wife to accept the children of the second wife as her own or to adopt a child either officially or from a relative to raise as her own. I am a parent, and I was once a child. The irony of being desperate to have children has always stayed with me. A couple starts life together, they have children who take everything from them without giving anything tangible in return most times. The children grow up and leave the house. The couple goes back to being without children in a sense. That is the cycle of life. When I see wives who are desperate to have children to the point of falling into depression, becoming suicidal, and languishing in deep sorrow for their inability to conceive, I consider such women to be very dangerous and selfish. To define yourself by something so fleeting and consider your life a waste without having it is not only ridiculous, it is a wanton display of foolishness. It proves you are not in the marriage to love and be loved by your husband. To you, he is only a means to an end. The end being your child or children. After such women become mothers, their marriages suffer a lot. They also overcompensate towards the children and do not raise them very well. At the end of the day, they play a significant role in their children's lives until they die. Often blackmailing the children emotionally and ruining their other love attachments, especially relationships and marriages. The husband they were supposed to bond with and grow old with, they would have bashed and treated with scorn, only to latch on to the children as their support system in their old age. I told Mr. CSO and His wife all this when I had the opportunity to counsel them. I believe in Miracle Babies, either through IVF or by Supernatural conception or natural conception, all children are the same, and they are a blessing of the Lord in my sight. I celebrate all the miracle babies born in GSWMI daily, and I thank the Lord Jesus for them. I will not, however, counsel any couple to sell their properties or take huge financial loans in order to fund an IVF treatment. They thanked me and left with the wife promising to stop nagging her husband and wait on the Lord. This morning at 2:35 AM, my phone started buzzing persistently. I ignored it. I picked up the phone at 4:30 AM and saw videos, voice notes, and chat messages from Mr. CSO. He said he needed help urgently He collected a loan of 20 million Naira from a company three years ago to fund the IVF treatment of his wife. They had done six sessions and exhausted the fund without any result. He took the loan at 30% interest rate per month and now owes them 236,000,000 Naira. He had been taken to court, and his properties had been forfeited to the loan company. The company came to enforce the court order last Friday, and he and his family had been scattered to the wind. The second wife and the last child had gone back to her parents' house at Ijegun. The first two children are in the University. The first wife had also gone to stay with her younger sister's family somewhere in Ibadan. He is currently sleeping in the security house at the pastor's house while still working as the CSO of the pastor's church. He said the value of his house was about 45 million, and as things stand, he is still owing the company almost two hundred million. He had been declared wanted by the police after he escaped being charged in court for a deficiency balance on the loan. He said he believes he must either leave Nigeria or end up in jail. He had sold his car, the grinding machine of his wife, and other things that they could sell. He said he is in danger of losing his job because he couldn't go to the office so as not to get arrested, but he is currently on leave while he sorts out his affairs. He said he needed whatever help I could give him. I asked him if he had gotten any help or support from either of his wives or their family members. He said his second wife hates him at the moment, and her children have refused to take his calls. He said his first wife has two plots of land in her name somewhere in Ikorodu. He said he begged her to sell the land and send him the money so he could leave Nigeria with it, even if it would only take him as far as Ghana. He said she told him that was everything she had to show for all the years of sacrifices she spent with him, and refused to entertain the thought. The wise thing for me to do would be to say "I told you so". But it wouldn't have been the humane thing to do. I assured him of my love and support in this trying time. We prayed together, and I ended the call. PS: When men forget that their value to those in their lives is intrinsically linked to the benefit they offer in terms of shelter, food, clothing, and finances. They gamble with it and discover that they are nothing to their loved ones when the gamble fails. -GSW-

@GloriousGod01 Don't mind, yet they build without the wife's name on the property, and won't be happy if they hear that the wife built hers.

I know a man who lives in the US with his wife and children. His wife does work, yet in less than 4 years, he has already built 3 house in Nigeria. Mind you, he works legitimately. So, where is the money coming from?

I have an honest question for Nigerian men in the UK: You say the system in the UK was not designed for one person to do it alone. You say your income alone is not enough to run your home, which is why your wife must split bills equally with you. But in the last 3 years, you have built 3 houses back home in Nigeria. So where exactly is that money coming from? If your income is truly not enough to run a home, how are you funding multiple properties in Nigeria? Which money are you using? Above all, love God.

@ChiomaFavour0 And you're yet to slap her back? Arrest her for your refund, and don't forget slap her back. Late comers deserve punishment and punishment should be dished out respectfully, but not like kneeling down like a child.

This married woman is an apprentice just like me, we are both learning how to sew. This morning, she came to work late and our madam asked her to kneel down. This is somebody’s wife ooo. I summoned courage to tell her that she can’t ask someone’s wife to kneel down just because she came late, at least respect her husband. Can you imagine that this woman slapped me and ask me to stop coming to her shop.. that I’m so disrespectful and that’s why she doesn’t accept Igbo people. I didnt argue i just asked her to refund me back my 160k I paid for 6 months and I’ve only spent 3 weeks with her People around are asking me to beg my madam instead of asking for a refund that this is how it’s being done

@n6oflife6 Dele momodu go dey laugh now

Today Germany officially Rejected Femi Fani Kayode’s nomination as The new Nigerian Ambassador to Germany. They cited his History of making Divisive Ethnic & Religious Slurs as their Reason for Rejecting him. His overall character was described as Erratic & Destabilizing. 😭

@SavvyRinu El-rufai 1-1 BAT FFK 1 -1 BAT Uncle Dele rolling on the floor laughing... Next! RENO 1-0 BAT

BREAKING: Germany has rejected Femi Fani-Kayode’s ambassadorship due to his - erratic behavior - divisive ethnocentric comments - tribalistic utterances - and religious fundamentalist statements. They say his words and actions are “destabilizing” and they can’t accept him.

@MasterMaliq Both religion worship different Gods.. So why the comparison?

Bible vs Quran: The Ultimate Question 🔥 The Bible says: “Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned.” (Mark 16:16) The Quran says: “Whoever desires a religion other than Islam, it will never be accepted from him, and in the Hereafter he will be among the losers.” (Surah 3:85) Two clear, exclusive claims. One path to eternity. So tell me honestly… How do YOU know which one is true?

@JahBlesssaint21 I dey go back Nigeria o, I leave his house work his money and pay him. That's slavery in the name of marriage.

One of my sister’s friends who lives in the UK told my sister that since she arrived there, her salary has been going into her husband’s account. If she needs to buy anything, she has to ask for permission, and it must be something he considers necessary. The most painful part is that her husband doesn’t allow her to send money to her family. He always gives excuses, saying they have bills to pay. During the Christmas period, she asked him for ₦200,000 to send to her parents, but he refused and only gave her ₦50,000. Meanwhile, the man sent over ₦1.5 million to his own parents and siblings. When she complained, the man told her that he brought her to the UK - not her family, so she has no right to question him or tell him what to do. Now, the lady is stuck and doesn’t know what to do so she can support her family. What advice would you give her?