SimplyB3n

Not that I’m encouraging people to spread the word about this grifter or anything but mentioning Pirat_Nation’s old catfishing account (marlisjun) will get you blocked immediately.

The Epstein file is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it.

Panicked thinking I had forgotten mothers day then remembered that I'm British and had already forgotten it earlier in the year

Evergreen

Still in stock in the UK for any Brits hearing it's sold out.

Je l'avais dit dans un tweet : seuls les Français peuvent être anglophobes et seuls les Anglais peuvent être francophobes. Tous les autres ne sont, en général, que des jaloux et/ou des tiers-mondistes.

say some gangster is dissin' your fly girl you just give em one of these

Historically the UK and Japan have exchanged their native plant species, cherry blossom trees being a main one, and since 2016 Japan has gifted over 7,000 cherry trees as a sign of friendship, that's why you randomly see them all over the country, this sort of thing has been going on for over a century now, a specific species of tree called the Tai-Haku actually went completely extinct in Japan for centuries, but a British ornithologist called Collingwood Ingram discovered a dying tree in someone's garden, and he was able to send cuttings over to Japan via the Tran-Siberian Express and successfully reintroduce the species back to Japan, so every Tai-Haku in Japan is descended from the cuttings of the last dying tree in existence, which just happened to be in a random garden in Sussex

My red flag is that if you don't talk to me, I won't talk to you either. But not because I don't want to talk to you, but because I think if you don't want to talk to me, I should give you space so I don't bother you

“The stand user could be anyone”

Actually, only people with ADHD truly understand what it's like to be AGGRESSIVELY uninterested in something like so uninterested you're angry

Mental health tip: if you have too many thoughts, just remove your brain.

"If you tax billionaires you won't have billionaires anymore." Threatening us with a good time, again.

I think £140 an hour is actually quite a lot of money

Don't worry, the CEOs will be fine with less pay! Nobody is better at managing money than them! They just need to listen to their own financial advice and cancel their Netflix subscriptions ♥️

Proof that right-wingers would oppose the NHS if it was proposed today