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@Super70sSports It gets you every time…

My favorite moment in Star Wars history is when the galaxy got unexpectedly smooth.

@Ruth_A_Buzzi I know you won’t see this but YOU are the best Ruth Buzzi.

You're right, I'm no spring chicken. But tell me; what kind of life does a spring chicken actually have, and why would I want to be one?

@PaulRudnickNY @AlanTudyk Keep running….

Here's manly man Josh Hawley at the Missouri state fair. The partially obscured banner behind him reads "Let's masturbate"

@Super70sSports Dog nuts, that’s the 90s version of the Millennium Falcon.

Always good to see Michael Myers out enjoying a nice summer evening …

@Super70sSports You went straight to Thanksgivin, you sweet, fucking. Bastard.

Let’s settle it: better Hawkeye buddy and wingman …

@JuddLegum @kellyske My grandfather delayed marrying the true love of his life to fight fascism. I know you won’t read this @JuddLegum but we need to restart the same fight. Stand up!

@kellyske 8. This platform is controlled by a mercurial billionaire who uses it to promote right-wing ideology and conspiracy theories I recommend getting accountability journalism directly by subscribing to Popular Information It's free to sign up popular.info/subscribe

1. @Moms4Liberty is engaged in an aggressive campaign to cancel sex ed in schools At their recent convention, they spoke candidly about their issues with sex ed and their strategy That session was closed to the media But Popular Information has obtained a recording 🧵

@Super70sSports Is that Ben Afleck?

That moment when you "won" on Wheel of Fortune and soon realized it was just a bunch of wicker baskets and other shit you didn’t want.

@Sefe641853 @WSJ Suck it bot

🧵 On March 29, Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich was detained in Russia during a reporting trip. He remains in a Moscow prison. We’re offering resources for those who want to show their support for him. #IStandWithEvan wsj.com/Evan

@dimedoutcomedy @LucasKunceMO The runner!

Josh Hawley is asking you for $30 to read his "Manhood" book. I'm asking you for $10 to help me chase him out of the U.S. Senate. Choose your fighter ⬇️

@MovieFanMan75 @MuadDib420 @NoLieWithBTC Define working class.

I’m pretty sure Ron DeSantis’ heels are a violation of Florida’s drag ban.

@pierre_koutani Great job bot or 15 year old.

When I post something that enrages 10k people (many such cases) They think if they all slander me at once, That I'll remove the post or apologize They don't understand that my willpower Dwarfs all 10k of theirs If they brought 5M more, it wouldn't be enough Unapologetic.

@pastramimachine I may have missed the original question but stand by my movie pitch.

@pastramimachine You could call it “Rachet”. It would be about Muller trying to build something but it gets worse and worse each time he tries to fix it.

@Super70sSports Did you know that “Eastbound and Down” makes a great lullaby? Sung this to my kid until he was 5. He took ver after that.

There was only one man the Bandit called when he needed to get 400 cases of Coors from Texarkana to Atlanta. And you know he got the goddamn job done. 👉 super70ssportsstore.com/products/snowm…

@johndmcintire @Super70sSports Straight up. One of the best.

@Super70sSports Talk about underrated. Jerry Reed was a BOSS inna 70s. One of his best songs was "She Got The Gold Mine, I Got The Shaft." 🤣

@DerateTheHate @QasimRashid GOP aside…can you explain your reasoning when the argument is extended to Stalin’s government or Nazi Germany?

@QasimRashid The GOP, like any & all other “groups” of individuals, contains a number of bad actors. Claiming this man’s behavior as representative of the average member of member of the GOP is disingenuous & hyperbolic. What positive could come of such a statement?

MAGA Rep Bryan Slaton—who intro’d a bill mandating death for women seeking abortion because his Biblical morals apparently command it—has resigned after investigators found he had an inappropriate sexual relationship with a teen staffer after getting her drunk😑 This is the GOP.

@bradleyrsimpson @fakedansavage Yeah. I just spent 5 - 10 minutes on the pause…thanks for that Dan.

@fakedansavage Its the pause before the punchline that makes it work.

Not the obituary I wanted to read today. christianpost.com/news/ruben-isr…

@stellamydog @Super70sSports @stellamydog This is a great comment. I need some too…

@Super70sSports She seems to be of an appropriate weight. Me on the other hand…do they still make that stuff?

This is the greatest ad copy ever. “She’s fat. You’re fat. That’s bad. Try this. It’s pretty good but not so good your fat ass will want all of it. Maybe stop fucking eating, you piece of shit.”

@BrunoOcampoG @JTLonsdale I like this post but your father and mother don’t need to even share your DNA.

It's a cause for concern and sad that this is happening in the USA. Family is more than shared DNA; it's a bond woven with love and mutual respect. They shape our world, support our dreams, and provide a soft landing for life’s ups and downs. From a financial perspective, single moms often wrestle with financial difficulties on a single income, potentially increasing child poverty rates.

Some of the elite might get away with this without causing huge societal issues, but most of the working class cannot. Our culture has lied to them. This graph reflects a destructive cultural descent. It’s reflected in so many challenges, including various decline in our cities.

We know the faculty wanted to go to the Big Ten. But AAU doesn’t get us what donors want — into the CFP every year! Hello Big 12!