FPL Banality

Would be great if all content creators could come to some gentlemen’s agreement not to reveal their teams or monetise their team reveals in the interests of the game. But we all know that’s not going to happen.

@FPLPhysioo Salah owner here too but have my doubts about whether he will start.

Show me your current GW31 lineup and hoe many FT's you have This is mine with 5 FT in the bank.

@GianniButtice Models.

I questioned Salah mins after his 60 min sub in Turkey but I didn't think Ekitike (my captain) mins were vulnerable. Both benched!🤬

@FplLost Good luck keeping the faith for the next two hours.

@B4n35 Never heard of the guy

I don’t buy it. Salah starts

@GianniButtice Who gives a shit about the models?

The models LOVE Salah this week, and here's me doubting his minutes.

@FPLSportScience FPL Review is happy with the moves.

Haaland ➡️ Ekitike Semenyo ➡️ Salah (c) Guehi ➡️ VVD Pedro ➡️ DCL Given the upside, I can't risk ignoring the rumours in the fan forums and on Blue Sky. Easier to take the risk with a wildcard around the corner also. Good luck everyone!

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As a non owner that 1 bonus on its own hurts more than any player against me other than Joao Pedro yesterday, even more than O’Reilly getting 17pts 🤣

I never learn

@FPLProp No Palmer?

Rolling to 4 FTs (bec I’m out of ideas) at 706K

@LetsTalk_FPL “Spent a bit of time pressing Solve on Review”. There. Fixed it for you.

Spent a bit of time looking at options if Haaland ends up being a real doubt this weekend. All routes lead to Ekitike I think. Opens up a couple of midfield upgrades too, like Anderson to Wirtz. Also Rice to Salah which could be nice. Haaland and Rice both blank in GW31 anyway so it helps manage that week whilst targeting Liverpool's good fixtures. Chances are Haaland will be fine so I'll just hold. It might get to the point that I like the Ekitike option so much I'll be hoping for Pep to put doubts on Haaland's minutes😆

Haaland pen miss please 🙏

Crystal Palace with only 0.05xG in the 1st half You know what that means Verbruggen owners 95th minute cleansheet wipeout

@FPL_Gundoo What’s going on fam? You’re not doing spicy moves anymore.

GW25 🔒 Saka -> Rice ♻️ Bruno ©️🪄 338k 🌎 Locking in early, hoping to avoid a red arrow this GW #FPL #FPLCommunity

@Reiko300 @fplcitzenss He’s a fking faker.

@fplcitzenss Haaland benched apparently. U r at risk here mate

@Hoptastats Who gives a shit about models?

Since gw12, only 3 players have more FPL points than Morgan Rogers ✅90 min man ✅11 attacking returns in last 15 apps ✅No. of shots & stats improving ✅Main man for top 3 team ✅Great fixtures (4 home in next 6) ❌FPL models hate him

@FPLProp Just give in and get the Second Coming of Satan. Semenyo already ruined you.

@FPLGeneral Mark, I really think you need to rethink the no-Haaland rule for your team. It isn’t going to be pretty.

Saka captain

@FPLGOAT7 Review.

Why is Szoboszlai so popular as a pick? He has one attacking return and has accumulated just 1.80 xGI in the last 6 games he has played as an attacker 🤷🏻‍♂️