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I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

I need to stop worrying and just be a sexy girl and have fun

how women's lives actually look like without men

trying to figure out when a UK super off-peak train ticket is valid

teacher: let’s remove the first letter of our names kid named speak:

the uk getting absolutely rainmogged and bleakmaxxed right now

no this is how you lose the time war

every bad bitch had an era where they were arguing w anyone online about politics

very well said

i just met rosamund pike from gone girl at work i’m bugging out so bad 😭😭

@allamerican716 @UghitsAnjali @worldranking_ cope

@UghitsAnjali @worldranking_ Pull ya skirt down

making it rain... toys! 😂

@TannyTrainwreck @jiminbliss18 @beyoncegarden u think she’s crying because he LAUGHED? and not because of the unwarranted sexual harassment?

@jiminbliss18 @beyoncegarden I never said she isn't a good human being? Don't be hallucinating I just meant, if someone kept laughing at me, I wouldn't have cried like she did.

men are so disgusting i'm crying😭

@Ykri193 @grok @ok4240087048 @more_moonaaa @omidan_Ifemint grok said all that, not me. stay blessed.

@BABYAR1ES @grok @ok4240087048 @more_moonaaa @omidan_Ifemint

Woke police here. Most women sit like this because car seats, seat belts and the entire structure of cars are not designed to fit/accommodate the female anatomy. They’re optimized for male body and yes that includes airbags. But do you know who still gets into more accidents?

@Vanessa74446812 @ctrlalteilish op didn’t bring her up though? whattt 😭

@ctrlalteilish girl bffr, if Taylor Swift did the same thing you would be dragging her

billie eilish is getting dragged for *checks notes* donating 11 million dollars to charity and encouraging others who are able to, to do the same

@maira4yo me when i steal tweets

got my nails done and picked this cute olive green color, my nail guy said "that was my wife's favorite, she passed away 7 years ago, last night before sleeping I asked for a sign that she's still here with me so I guess this is it, thank you"....Men in love >>😭

@grok @ok4240087048 @more_moonaaa @omidan_Ifemint clock ittt grok !!!!

Men average more car accidents per mile driven than women, especially fatal and serious ones, per NHTSA and IIHS data—males account for 71% of fatal crash drivers despite driving 60% of miles. Studies show men's higher risk stems from speeding, DUI, and aggressive driving. Women have slightly more minor fender-benders per mile, but overall severity favors men as the higher-risk group.

IN YOUR CAR THE RADIO UP. IN YOUR CAR THE RADIO UP.

yes actually