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I’m kicking myself for absolutely choking during a technical interview, yet I forgot the time when I was in a meeting doing a screen share and completely fucked a vlookup. Even tho at the time I was doing it at least three times a day.

Jobs in Phoenix do not want to pay. Front end developer starting at $17/hr. Wtf. Too many people moving here. Thank goodness we are not staying. I can afford several years not working. I don’t need to make starvation wages.

@RiotWhispers @primediscussion It’s not that difficult to get a job that sucks and that pays well and then to go back after you have money to pursue your passions. There are actors who didn’t become actors until their 40’s.

@primediscussion The inheritance wasnt the plan but a blessing to retire a little early. Already decades spent grinding, paying off debts and bills. Contrast to daughter thats never been productive and feels entitled to grandmas money to pay for her overpriced exploratory credentials.

The irony of someone who has to use their dead mom as their retirement plan trying to “teach their daughter a lesson” is especially peak.

@thechosenberg He could just be a grown ass adult and do the dishes.

Weaponized incompetence sounds expensive

@LinkedInLunat1c Classic.

@kat_maryb Leftover bacon doesn’t happen in this household.

What do you do with leftover bacon?

@otokyo__ She prob belongs there more than half the congregation to be fair. Just coz people are dressed well, doesn’t mean they are well.

Can a woman like this enter the church?

@luxemiaa Nah, fuck that. Find a new man. You are too pretty for that. That’s not even a fair setup. He’s using the future as an anchor and will leave you broke.

I make 22$ an hour and my partner makes 40$ an hour. We’re both full time. He wants me to move in with him. He wants me to pay for all the groceries and do all the cooking, but also wants me to pay him $400 a month to live in the house he owns. (He’s still paying it off) He keeps saying the money is going to go to his bank account to save for when we “buy a house together” AITA, Or does this feel a bit unfair?

Not taking anymore behavioural assessments for jobs. Fucking stupid.

@DorianN25903744 @NotFarLeftAtAll Feed them more, actually.

@NotFarLeftAtAll No. The fatter and tranny the better.

Embarrassing… should the police force have fitness test every year ?

@moca_usa_mofu @X 兎が好きです。ちょっとはかわいい

@X ふふふ

hehehe

But at least I’ve been medically cleared for snowboarding and doing physical labor. So it does open up the jobs that I can apply to. Or ima just go fuck off in oz coz I have the epic pass and hopefully they’ve gotten some snow.

Completely fucked my first technical interview. My brain decided to immediately shut down. I should have brought my notepad even if I wouldn’t have been able to use it… maybe osmosis. My largest weakness is any potential competition. I just completely fold.

@MbarkCherguia Take his hat and throw it.

It's become a new "trend" to turn off elevators and stand there blocking them to piss people off. What would you do?

I really want to be a music producer but so do a lot of other people. I don’t think I’m doing too bad tho coz the two songs I’ve released, tho still need some work are decent I feel.

Yet another store that no longer ships to the US. THIS IS SO FUCKED!! Ughhh.

@oelma__ How you would get beat up and bullied in the 80’s and early 90’s.

What would you call this haircut ?

@InternetH0F Please tell me this is AI coz this is gross.

Kissing any animal on the lips is nasty

@ItsGoneAwry Right. The bacon belongs IN the hamburger meat.

Bacon doesn’t belong on hamburgers. Neither does lettuce.

It is a crime to put green beans in a chicken pot pie.