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@9802MonGar Why would you need a V8 to just drive back and forth in the driveway

@BARBADECHIV0 Why would I drive a V6 Camaro or an SXT challenger? 5.7L and up only. Thanks.

Why would y’all buy a “sports car” and opt for the V6 version instead of the V8?!

@LASHYBILLS Light blue shirt tried to be captain save a hoe , got his head snapped back till the others jumped in. Dude should have caught his snap when his daughter came crying though

Talking all that shit after getting your ass beat is crazy 😭💀🤦‍♂️

@ScorpioOsv @nicholasluvss Get back to washing dishes Julio. I don’t pay you to be on twitter.

@nicholasluvss No we simply don’t accept you. Get over it. Reasons why don’t matter. Get on your knees we might think about it.

Since 2006 approximately 300K to 400K Mexicans have been killed by narcos or by narco related phenomenon so that’s like half a million people But appearently we pochos make THEM look bad simply because of our Edgar Cut lol Your priorities are misplaced paisas

Lance McCullers was scratched for a broken finger nail. Again. And we all know you’re seeing this cause you like to search your name.

@9802MonGar Sapo verde to junior

Where did the time go?! Happy 17th bday my sweet boy 🥹❤️🎂

@9802MonGar I’m still waiting for the address for the invite from last year’s party

Open up. I need to get Jr an ice cream cake for his bday tomorrow…his 17th bday tomorrow😭

@annalynn987 @CYDDITTY @HEB Kids don’t lick their ass after taking a shit . You probably tongue kiss your dog.

@CYDDITTY @HEB Typical of who is complaining. Also, y’all don’t mind bringing your nasty ass kids in stores

Y’all have to crack down on customers bringing their dogs in your stores. It is disgusting & so unsanitary @HEB 😒🤢

We are hosting both of the priests from our Parish for dinner tonight…Anything y'all think I should bring up? Also, what kind of music should we play?

Concert life hack: Show up for the opening acts and dip before the headliner. No traffic. No parking nightmare. Home by midnight. ~ The wife

@9802MonGar Front cheeks or back cheeks?

Yesterday we put a package of beef cheeks to smoke along side the Dino ribs…

Tonight’s fights brought to you by Metamucil “The turd we deserve ”

@RangerApologist Those seats empty? Perfect opportunity for a h-town takeover , am I right ?

Saturday night primetime and the Astros STILL can’t fill the seats 😭 All I’m saying is you will NEVER see this at Globe Life 🥱

Thank you Htown takeover. ~ The kids

Diamond Rio

@Demeter_Erinia Visual markers. When the road curves, turn right on the 3rd curve , then a left by the house with the blue door, when you see the brown dog with patches of white , it’s the 2nd house on the left. If you see the house with a chicken and 2 roosters you’ve gone too far

Serious question… How did people get to places before GPS??

Just saw the new 2027 cyber truck

@ThatAstrosGirl Looks dry !

Omg im in heaven 😭

@cricket_Stats05 That’s just a signal booster. The chip is already inside of you

I was in the shower last night and I felt something on the back of my neck and it was this chip- looking thing.😭 Anyone have any idea what this is?