Brett

when @zjines is ur pen pal

@Webster__Dawson “my shooters shoot bitch”

@BARightnowar “Hard shells hit ya soft shell now ya ground beef”

hard shells hit ya soft shell now ya ground beef

Riley Martin’s last two outings 4.2 IP, 0 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 8 K 4.2 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 2 BB, 10 K

Riley Martin doing *exactly* what we had hoped for coming into this year 3.2 innings as a piggybacker, punches out 7 batters, zeros across the board

@TronCarterNLU don’t look now but your boy Omar is DFL

hmmm..

“The concerns of our fans are at the very top of our consideration list.” — Rob Manfred, on the day MLB canceled regular-season games, during a league-initiated lockout

dj khaled is a fuckin clown

NON QB TO THROW A TOUCHDOWN +1200 I AM IMMORTAL

shut the fuck up

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@AdamDavis good morning Gigi

Gigi says good morning say it back

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Dad

This meme is too fuckin real

They let Kamala be president for 4 minutes and she let Kyle get away

@propsdotcash julius randle, 22

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@Webster__Dawson wrong. no roshe runs in my closet. boo boo the damn fool

@BARightnowar You’d probably know. I know your ass was copping them soon as they hit the shelf. No drip

Rosche runs had the game in a chokehold for a minute