ADHDean

BREAKING: CDC Sets Quarantine Duration To Seven Mississippi

@SenRickScott @JoeBiden Stupid and cruel shouldn’t be rewarded with a congressional seat, yet here you are.

🧵 Last night, @JoeBiden rambled for a while, but it seems he forgot to share the facts: In my plan, I suggested the following: All federal legislation sunsets in 5 yrs. If a law is worth keeping, Congress can pass it again.

@stan_countz @RhondaSantisX Gregg Abbott is mean-spirited and vitriolic, and it is my sincere hope he burns in hell for all eternity.

@RhondaSantisX You should be banned for this Tweet. It's mean-spirited and vitriolic!

I’ll probably keep my profile up for a bit because I have so many friends here, but don’t crane your neck looking for new jokes, etc from me here. Love y’all. But not you, Elon. You’re a waste of flesh and electricity.

Musk is turning this place into a second-rate Parler or Truth Social and embracing fascism in the name of a twisted “freedom of speech” anti-ethic. I think I’m done here, because I don’t wish to consciously support evil. Follow me over on the Heffalump site, if you want to.

@Dannyboi407 Teehee

@ADHDeanASL Now *there’s* an image I’ll treasure for the rest of the day…

Anyone else envisioning @ADHDeanASL doing “Cats?” I think it’d be just sensational… nytimes.com/2023/01/07/art…

emergency!

Whatever side of the parking lot I start parking on when I first go someplace is where I park until the day I die.

First Written Words Post Cardiac Arrest Damar Hamlin: Did we win? My Mother: Can I have a Coke?

@SAndersonWhite You’re right. I went low.

@notmythirdrodeo More like lazy and forgetful

@ADHDeanASL You fancy, huh?

When are your porch lights on?

Frog: WAKE ME UP! Snake: Wake me up inside!

[1936] Steinbeck: What did you think of the draft of 𝘖𝘧 𝘔𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘢𝘯? Publisher: It needs more characters. Steinbeck: I'll see what I can do.

@benedictsred “A creative genius who doesn’t adhere to conventional knowledge” instead of dumb as a post

I just want to be rich enough to be considered eccentric instead of unstable.

@TheCiscoKidder The Internet of Schwings

my wife said she wanted to trade in her van for a smaller vehicle but i said no. then the car caught fire yesterday. i'm feeling sus about this event and also fear for my life.

I put in my time now so that I can die at my retirement party later.