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jojo siwa wants so badly to be wrecking ball-era miley cyrus but instead she’s your annoying 9-year-old cousin who starts acting drunk at dinner because someone mentioned the pasta has vodka sauce

drake’s been rapping about his paranoia for years and years now and then kendrick drops a diss entirely of telling him “yeah your entire inner circle hates you and is giving me information” LMFAO

@PostMalone can u make a version of rockstar that is just magic the gathering themed

@emily_murnane every time i crochet i can’t get the thing off the hook

I crocheted the very hungry caterpillar and all the food it eats if anyone CARES

swifties be mad at ye for one event that happened 15 years ago and that’s hilarious bc most of them weren’t even alive for the 2009 vmas.

@souvlore there are people dying in the world and this is your emergency? please get some perspective x

apparently a woman changed her bumble setting to conservative and got legit confessions about Jan 6th and sent them to the FBI. a slay, truly.

sometimes i think abt the fact that 7 news adelaide hired a newsreader who thinks italy is a city lmao

fuck a breakup you ever found a fire tiktok then refreshed your fyp on accident

If you're in the mood to be radicalized, here's a question for you: Why is asking an adult about their sexuality in a workplace considered sexual harassment, while doing the exact same thing to a child in school is seen as perfectly acceptable?

Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said

the ugliest of men are always so fearful of the baddest bitches… it’s almost sad…

This dude right here 👏👏👏 And she needs to grow the hell up.

@BaileySarian Happy birthday birthday twin x

how come Sagittarius is the only zodiac sign with a weapon involved

earth is so beautiful

My aunt was just telling us how my uncle did all the grocery shopping and now that he’s passed she doesn’t know what she’s going to do , y’all why today she put on his coat and reached in the pocket only to find a grocery list ? 😢

@watkins_japan @ChadNotChud @EudaimoniaEsq Piers Morgan can’t wrap his head around a vegan sausage roll so he’s the perfect candidate for Shapiro

@ChadNotChud @EudaimoniaEsq Shapiro's debated lots of non-undergrads in his career. Cenk Uygar and Piers Morgan spring to mind immediately.

Does there come a point in one’s career where it becomes embarrassing to only ever debate undergraduates?