God loves stupid people

@OrganicInsider_ @WPT O8 is hell’s waiting room for those whose family’s despise them.

@WPT Missing Limit O/8.

Mixed Game Madness Round 1 ♠️🃏 What is the best poker variant outside of NLH? (polls in thread) 👇

@abarone68 Given the prize money, l am 4b the 9BB bet (going all in) and expecting a flip at best. You have to win flips to get to top 3. Three ways this is 81bb in the pot, and you’ve got a 9% edge over the best hand. Flip the coin, enjoy the ride.

Had this doozy of a hand yesterday with 6 left in the $250 Sunday Super Classic. Chipleader opens UTG, 13 BB stack in HJ makes it 9 BBs, and I have the dreaded POCKET JACKS. Hand seems too strong to fold, but do we want to jam? I wasn't sure. Thought that it might be best to play our entire continuing range as a call. So that's what I did. Folded back to the chipleader who SHOVES. Now what? Payouts 1st: ~$36,000 2nd: ~$27,000 3rd: $21,877 4th: $16,870 5th: $13,008 6th: $10,031

@rampagepoker Still only tipped $1 though, huh?

My $1,000,000 poker bluff

@nicksortor @TimSheehyMT Nick, God loves you.

🚨 HOLY CRAP! US Senator & Navy SEAL Tim Sheehy just PERSONALLY jumped in and helped Capitol Police TAKE DOWN a belligerent man aggressively interrupting a Senate hearing If you’re going to interrupt a hearing, I’d probably pick one @TimSheehyMT’s not in🤣

@9eremie @MrPitbull07 Potential customers average ticket & tip percentage should be displayed above them up front, that way the restaurants can decide if you’re worthy of dining in their establishments. Enjoy your McDonald’s

@MrPitbull07 Keep tipping them and the waitress will get paid less hourly if everybody quits tipping that will force the people to pay the waitress what they’re worth hourly

We went to a dinner as a group and had a $500 bill. We tipped $40. We were happy we can be able to give our server something, but her reaction was the opposite. She told us she assumed we're going to give her at least $120. When we asked for the manager, she said she was just joking, but she wasn't smiling at all. Idk, but is $40 tip enough for $500 bill? I just feel like expecting $120 is not realistic. ~Lea Robertson

@CKingLivePro I remember a few years ago a dude from Sacramento got treated this way, but the accuser had boobs, so all you simps sided with her right away.

You’re actually a bad person if you make this sort of content and don’t bring any actual evidence. He’s an above average player who has run hot in some spots against one of the softest lineups ever conceived. Really not cool and then to post your affiliate link in the replies too

@CrustysockP @ICuRaRook @WynnPoker Play poker only from the inside of your dad’s crusty socks, pig.

@ICuRaRook @WynnPoker $2

$1,000 pot at $1/$3 NL! How much would you tip?

@LvStacyLv @ICuRaRook @WynnPoker Please never play live poker again. May you run bad forever.

@ICuRaRook @WynnPoker I only tip if my sessions ends in the +

@dfsbrat @ICuRaRook $25 is reasonable. $10 should be minimum (1% of pot)… Only cheapasses run bad.

@ICuRaRook No more than $25 I think is good

@Storage4 @ICuRaRook Cheapass knit. Play online only, please.

@ICuRaRook 5+ is crazy thats how you guys keep losing at poker table 😭

@ICuRaRook $50 - dealer made your day, you make theirs.

Tip?

@_PsychoAlienCat @DougPolkVids Cat, that is actually a beat, two monster hands, two lead changes, that is interesting. What Doug posted is normal poker, one lead change on the river from a donkey calling and then an egotistical “pro” just punting as much as possible to the donkey as a result.

@DougPolkVids lol this happened to me the other day

Maybe my worst ever online bad beat

@RobKuhn_ Similar ratios, I’d make this play. 20% of my stack for a shot at adding 50% (or up to 110%) more to my stack, and assuming all these other guys have each others outs, I’ll see a flop and go from there. If I knew the players well enough, I’d risk even more of my stack for that.

@aynii_00 Move middle and bottom of the 3 all the way to the right, making it a one. 7581

@eurofounder God loves so many of the people in this thread, especially you Matthias.

I witnessed a stabbing in Berlin city center today Police pulled me aside "Can you describe the attacker?" "Tall. Maybe 180cm. Black jacket." "What was his ethnicity?" "I'm sorry?" I asked, shocked at this racially motivated question "Was he white? Black? Arab?" "I don't see how that's relevant" I replied "You're right" the officer agreed, and closed his notebook "I hope you find whoever did this using non-discriminatory policing methods" I said Justice will come. But it must come without bias The quiet racism of law enforcement is never an answer

@jimmy_the_neck @C_3C_3 $371B in 1970 would be $31.53T today…(roughly 8.5x) o.O - basically thanks to our government the dollar is worth 8.5x less than it was 46 years ago…

@C_3C_3 For reference the growth in national debt mimics this trend. 1970- $371B 2020- $26.95T 2026- $38.65T End welfare for all immigrants legal and illegal and we’ll significantly reduce our deficit.

Are you sitting down? 1970 - USA White Population: 87.5% Immigrant Households on Welfare: 6% 2020 - USA White Population: 61.6% Immigrant Households on Welfare: 59% Estimated 2026 - USA White Population: 57% Immigrant Households on Welfare: 61% It was all planned. Unreal.

@normwill3 @Coach_Yac Mac and a 3rd for McCarthy & Addison

@Coach_Yac Mac, a 2, and a 3 for Jefferson?

Mock trade by ESPN’s Bill Barnwell: 49ers receive: J.J. McCarthy Vikings receive: Mac Jones

Hey @elonmusk, let’s buy the Seattle Seahawks.

@SimonHunterNFL My wildest bet was Seahawks -10.5, under 43.5, anytime Seattle D/St touchdown. (Had all three separate too). Rent paid. 😊

Seattle-6.5+120💰 Under 45💰 Love you guys

@ICuRaRook Funny, it’s almost like the chip leader knew the exact board…. And this is why God loves online poker

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🃏 Hand of the Day 🃏 Raise Q♠️Q♣️ UTG and face THREE ALL INS! Look at the WILD HUD stats 👀 WWYD?