Bill G. Degillio

@catturd2 Fish heads, fish heads, eat ‘em up, yum!

LMAO!

A lot of people went to Coachella. There’s Coachella going on in my head, doodzz. Take it away @BDegillio!

@PaulyShore Thank you for the shout out, @PaulyShore!

@TrumpWarRoom @epaleezeldin The DOJ should raid the beauty shop that gave her that hairdo!

Purple haired Democrat members of Congress stand zero chance in an intellectual conversation against high-IQ cabinet members like @epaleezeldin.

@catturd2 I bet she’s a big fan of Malcom the Tenth!

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@atensnut Breaking news and breaking water!

Oh My Goodness, Karoline. ❤️❤️ Somebody bring her a chair and a low podium. She is 39 weeks pregnant!👀

@mrddmia I bet he ripped the tags off his mattress as well!

1. At 20, Kash drank 2 beers before a college sporting event. 2. At 24, Kash peed in the bushes. Should we impeach him?

@EpochTimes There’s a joke in here somewhere- “So this Armenian in a bear suit walks into a bar…”

Three Los Angeles County residents were charged on April 16 with insurance fraud involving a bear suit and luxury vehicles. A fourth awaits trial. The California Department of Insurance said the defendants used a person in a bear suit to stage fake attacks on their luxury vehicles, then submitted fraudulent claims for payouts to insurance companies that totaled around $142,000. Investigators discovered two more fraudulent claims with the same date and location tied to a 2015 Mercedes G63 AMG and a 2022 Mercedes E350, including similar “bear attack” videos and photos of interior scratches. A biologist confirmed the “bear” was a human in a bear suit, and detectives found a bear suit in the suspects’ home. All three convicted defendants were sentenced to 180 days in jail through a weekend program. Alfiya Zuckerman, 39, of Valley Village, was ordered to pay around $55,000 in restitution. Ruben Tamrazian, 26, of Glendale, was ordered to pay around $52,000. Vahe Muradkhanyan, 32, of Glendale, has yet to have his restitution set. The fourth defendant, Ararat Chirkinian, 39, of Glendale, will have a preliminary hearing in September.

@catturd2 Please remember to have that couch spayed or neutered!

LOL - What were they thinking back then?

@atensnut The caption was a little misleading- I was expecting to see a video with Nancy Pelosi!

Vet removes a “this” from a Lizard. 🦎 😲

@atensnut Please do expose J. B. Pritzker next! But before you do, don’t forget the wide-angle lens attachment for your iPhone!

J. B. Pritzker!!

@RapidResponse47 But what will happen to Yogi Bear?

"These moves do not cut scientists, end research programs, or shrink our nationwide presence... the so-called “closures” are just relocating small teams out of individual buildings into shared, more efficient facilities..." x.com/DepSecVaden/st…

More lies from these losers. @forestservice is moving its headquarters from D.C. to Salt Lake City — a new state-based model that brings leadership closer to the field, considering ~90% of Forest Service lands are in the Western U.S. Better mission delivery. More efficient. Win-win.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️ In celebration of the day, my latest video features a picking exercise based on a traditional Irish Jig melody. Thanks in advance for checking it out! youtube.com/watch?v=c0mgya…

@DougTenNapel Congratulations!

We finished the LA Marathon today! Roasted in the heat! We last ran LA 15 years ago!

@atensnut She should post that to Twitch!

This is sooo good. How does she do it? AI?

@libsoftiktok Dylan Bryan Adams - didn’t he record that song “Cuts Like A Key”?

Minnesota State employee Dylan Bryan Adams was arrested for keying a bunch of Teslas causing over $20,000 in damages. His punishment? A one day suspension. What a joke

@atensnut 🎶“If you like Piná Coladas; And flying on Epstein’s Plane…”🎶 (Apologies to Rupert Holmes!)

And ….for your morning news!!’

@nicksortor His sex life is better? I guess you could say Trump gave him a prescription for that new drug, Cashagra!

🚨 LMAO! President Trump says a policeman came up to him and said his SEX LIFE has improved since Trump boosted his 401K “I have a policeman... he said, 'Sir, it's so good. My married life has gotten so much better. My wife thought I was a LOSER financially... and now, she thinks I'm the smartest financial genius ever. It's made my sex life good.” What a LEGEND 🤣

@larryelder @IlhanMN I could almost hear Chris Farley’s character Matt Foley telling her “You’ll have plenty of time to yell at the President when you’re living in a jail cell down by the river!”

It was a long night…for @IlhanMN. #SOTU2026

@catturd2 Q: What’s worse than a centipede with athlete’s feet? A: Adam Schiff with a sore throat!

Haters will say this is AI.